I didn’t understand the Japanese until now… Kill all the whales!

Sometimes I have trouble staying focused, but if you knew how much stuff I have to take care of on a daily basis you’d understand. As well as managing this website, plucking these crazy long hairs out of my ears is practically a full time job.

Everyone who works in local news should be ashamed of themselves.

It’s Friday fruitcakes! And we know what that means – time to put on your lederhosen, grab your trumpet, and chase the neighborhood cats up into trees. It’s your duty as a member of this community, and as a human being.

Puppy Pol Pot and his wife, The Chicken, are responsible for the deaths of hundreds of Syrians.

When I was a little kid my friends and I used to talk about whether we’d cut off one of our hands for a million dollars. At the time it seemed like a tempting offer, but now I suppose we’d have to account for inflation. So the question today is – would you cut off one of your hands for $2,351,181.35?

I need to refine my earlier prediction. Twenty years from now, humans will be running down rubble strewn alleys away from these things riding those other things.

Here we have one of the first true 3D Flash game with animations, texture mapping, particle systems, and the whole shebang. How exciting! Hopefully we’ll start to see some really cool 3D games in the near future and can finally put this deluge of uninspired zombie games behind us.

My favorite part is when they accidentally scare the roach back in to the ear.

Welcome to the Town of Fears, home of the sinister Cottonball Man and rolling fields of horrifying pickles.

I can imagine a western-world variation of this game where you have to pick your punishment from the selection of ridiculously translated Japanese titles. For instance, would you opt for the harmless sounding ‘Huge Balloon’, or take your chances with a ‘Bad Smell Air’? But don’t be tempted by ‘Old Man Bites Tenderly’… there’s nothing tender about that old pervert.

Happy Halloween fruitcakes! And I don’t want to hear any complaints – it was either this or Zombie Attack!, Zombie Undead RPG or Zombie Dress Up. Incidentally, I’ve had to make a similar choice every day for the past couple of years now.

Halloween is here. Let’s see if I can get through this one without another indecent exposure charge.

With this title I was kinda expecting a game about Michael Jackson chasing devil boys and offering them Jesus Juice while flying over sulfur lakes and grabbing his crotch for extra points.