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Ultimate Clicker Squad
categories: Games

It’s Friday fruitcakes! Long weekend is ahead of us- time to sharpen your knives, perform some ritual murders, and bathe in the blood of your enemies. Or lie motionless on the couch suffocating partially on hot pockets, and partially on your own tears.

Diseviled
categories: Games

My mom had me diseviled when I was four. It was painful, but worth it- I no longer rode my tricycle in a creepy way, killed priests, and vomited green goo when challenged.

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Reach The Core
categories: Games

Once a girl asked me to reach her core, but I’m not into any of that kinky stuff.

Sieger 2
categories: Games

There will not be anything inappropriate or cynical written here today. I had my chakras cleansed yesterday, and let me tell you- the stuff that came out looked like something you would find in an anal gland of a severely ill stink badger.

Wise Turn
categories: Games

I made a wrong turn the other day, but it turned out to be a wise turn because I found a pastry shop that sells vegan, gluten-free, sugar and salt free, wheat grass chicken liver muffins. Score!

Bullet Phaze
categories: Games

I had a bullet phase recently, but I outgrew it and now I’m in a “taking photos of my poop” phase. Makes me feel so adult.

Nom Cat
categories: Games

I’m not nomming a cat, no matter how delicious China claims they are, and no matter how many protein deficiency symptoms I get.

Barons Door
categories: Games

After an expensive and extensive reconstructive surgery of the designated area, my bare-end gate is finally a bare-end door. Hallelujah!

Wild Wasteland
categories: Games

Wild wasteland, otherwise known as my groin area. Because it’s extremely hairy and unused, in case you needed a clarification.

Bloodungeon
categories: Games

I wanted to build a bloodungeon in my basement, but I was informed it’s “illegal” and “violates human rights”.

Where is 2016?
categories: Games

This reminds me it’s the last day of the year, and I forgot to re-apply for the food stamp program. Oh well, I guess 2016 is gonna be the year of hamster pellets, dry plaster, and saw dust.

Easy Joe 4
categories: Games

Easy Joe is so easy, he makes your mom look like a virgin Mary wearing a chastity belt.

Madmen Racing 2
categories: Games

This Christmas Eve I saw two madmen racing to get the last WowWee MiPosaur Robot in the store. Blood was shed, limbs were broken, pants got pooped. Okay, that last one was me but it still counts.

Monkey Go Happy Elves
categories: Games

I didn’t wanna ruin Christmas for everyone by posting a depressed monkey game before, but now that it’s all over we can all stop pretending and embrace our metaphorical depressed monkeys again. Or literal ones, I got myself one in Guatemala last year.