I wonder what English speakers sound like when they try and speak Japanese?

Ignite People on Fire is the eagerly anticipated sequel to last year’s hit game, Light People on Fire. This version features faster paced gameplay, better special effects, and chubbies. Burn fatty, burn.

Liberty City, the Grand Theft Auto 4 version of New York City, is so realistic I have started to find myself forgetting which world I am in. The only reason I know I’m not playing right now is because I’m not shooting hookers.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the soothing stylings of Music Catch. Enjoy it for hours with a warm cup of herbal tea and feel all your tensions slowly melt awa.. OH GOD THE BABY HAS CRAWLED OFF THE BALCONY

Power companies prefer not to shut off high-tension electrical lines just for maintenance, so instead they round up homeless people from the streets of New York and get them to work on the live lines in exchange for a bag of bagels and a thimbleful of scotch.

So let’s look at what we have here… A big burly man. Tight pants. No shirt, leather vest. Handlebar mustache. Hangs out with a… bear. Look at that, I solved the mystery of Reemus without even pressing Play.

You might be thinking that now is the time to buy that cheap Chinese automobile, but as this crash test video shows, you should probably hold off for a while and protect your precious bones.

It’s tough for me to decide what I like better, Bejeweled clones, or Poppit clones. It’s kind of like trying to decide between death by fuzzy puppy kisses, or death by Brazilian supermodel kisses. It just depends on my mood.

My exhaustive world search for the cutest sounding animal is finally over.

If you don’t live in the US, you might be wondering what the Memorial Day holiday is. In a nutshell, it’s a day where we stay at home and celebrate great memories. Like I was just thinking about the cheeseburger I ate last night. Man, that was delicious. And that day at the waterpark when I was eight - good times!

This is an interesting little game, but you should turn off the sound before playing. There’s some sort of subliminal message in the music… at first I thought they were saying “killers”, but now I’m pretty sure it’s “crullers”. I don’t know about you, but pastries terrify me.

Baby sloths are much cuter than baby humans, so I hope one day to be the father of a human-sloth chimera.

This one is just like that movie Drop Zone, except instead of Gary Busey the lead villain is a 15-foot tall electric fan.

When I see this documentary about live-action role playing, I’ll be in the front row wearing my robe and wizard hat.

Find all the differences in each scene or Bookend Kitty gets the taser. Bzzzzz Bzzzzz Bzzzzz. Look folks, I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

Kittiwat Unarrom makes realistic body parts out of bread, raisins, cashews and chocolate at his bakery in Thailand. They look very realistic… and delicious.

Remember, these are just stickmen. It’s not considered real violence if your victims are two-dimensional and faceless. And yes, that would also apply to Lindsay Lohan if you happen to run into her.

The only thing that could make this Quake III Simpsons Map any better would be to include a time machine back to the year 2000, when people actually played Quake III.

Although every fiber of my being rejects the concept of defending cabbage, those rabbits are freaky looking enough that I can still make this work. All thanks to my belief that anything ugly should be destroyed.

I think ‘ol Bob must have been off his meds the day they taped this episode.