Precious!!!! I loved it!!

It's perfectly clear he wants a bean burger or a boom burger.
Reminds me of my classmate in high school: no one understood him, so you would ask 'what?' couple of times but after that you just nodded or said 'aha'.
(and hoped he didn't ask you out :P )

I know exactly what you mean, Nika.. that's why everyone thought I was gay for two years.. [citation needed]

Bartle doo.

The impossible-to-understand accent up here is just an open-mouthed drawl - nowhere near as bad as this guy.
So, instead of
"Yeah schumon duh tee bee b'rg'r g'ch'pon g' w'ch' buck"
it's more like
"Yah wahn d'gedduh cheyshb'g'r f'ra b'ck."
Slightly more understandable, but equally irritating.

all he wanted was a bottle of mountain dew and a bean burger.

Lawl the one where he meets duane and then the one where they're at duanes rent-a-space/shed are so great... I didn't know this guy existed until now

Everyone is this guy every once in a while :P

If this guy is not suffering from some congenital defect, and he really is from Texas, he needs a tire introduced to the base of his skull in rapid contiguous succession.