Nobody creates a public disturbance quite like Carl Monday. Bless his black heart.

I love the way Carl's voiceover tries to sound all compassionate... "Mike Cooper has been trying to get his life back together..." and then he just goes in and fucks it all up again.

carl monday read too many comic books as a pup... "my HEEEE-RO!!!" (swoon)

I know, right? It's like Carl's forgotten he's the one who got the kid charged in the first place. He's so transparent though. He went to great lengths on his blog to distance himself from the original 'report' and then goes and beats the horse again.

Perhaps he knows he's at the top of his game, that he'll never be quite this reviled again.

Somebody could make millions of dollars if Carl would allow them to make his pathetic life a reality show. Carl Monday is watching you flog the dolphin!!!!

Dude, the video won't play!