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Memoir: Text Adventure

Go through life as someone else. Have relationships with virtual people, apply for a job without the boredom. The challenge is to get to age 130.

At the beginning of the game you are assigned a health count in between 1-100. 1-10 is unhealthy and 11+ is healthy. You can die from the following:

1. Picking a choice that will either make you lose health or completely deplete it.
2. Having a job will make you lose health. Think of it as fatigue.
3. When you reach old age you will lose some health. This is so you can’t get to age 130 so easily.

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78 Comments:
    78.
    January 29th, 2012 at 11:20 pm gasp says:

    Wow, tried again at died of murder at age 5? Wtf? This game obviously hates me.

    77.
    January 29th, 2012 at 11:10 pm gasp says:

    My best go was where I was hot, life of the party, genius, hard as a nail and very healthy... but when I got to the gym part I did the scary machine in the back. It said I managed to work it but it ended in suicide, lol? All other tries have resulted in one good aspect and all others bad (e.g. Genius, fugly, repulsive, weak)

    76.
    		September 16th, 2011 at 1:23 pm TheEliteGamer says:

    Made it to 130 yrs cant remember what my grave said :S had 3 kids i was a genius, attractive, delightful, arnald shawa whatever and i was healthy was a good run good run.
    75.
    May 14th, 2011 at 2:36 pm Old Person says:

    OMG I JUST GOT TO 130 YEARS OLD HOLY COW. I made my grave say "See you in hell" :)

    74.
    May 1st, 2011 at 11:10 pm Ms. Fabulous says:

    haha i died and then i bought everything and had three kids and got promoted all after i died!!!

    73.
    April 18th, 2011 at 12:46 am Emdeezy says:

    Why must the ones i love die!! but seriously, like 2 of my partners have been murdered

    72.
    March 11th, 2011 at 10:55 am charlie says:

    i got up to 120, not to bad :)

    71.
    January 23rd, 2011 at 5:00 pm Alex says:

    I love this game the oldist I got was to 80. :)

    70.
    May 23rd, 2010 at 8:50 pm mikel says:

    I got married and got alot of points I had sex like 10 times.

    69.
    April 26th, 2010 at 9:07 pm GeorgeHarrison says:

    YES I LIVED TO BE 120 YRS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ok I got the secret what you do is keep on getting a better job, until you got the best one for your stat then save up all your money until you enter old age then buy everything and choose what you pick wisely

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