He has a pizza...in his pants...

I would certainly not call him a "master". We use to steal 12" frozen pies wearing only a t-shirt and shorts.

Worry not, he was caught, and the pizza re-shelved. That was the third time that same slice was lifted.

Makes one wonder, exactly what kind of 'shrooms' are they putting on that magic pizza?

I'm hungry now...

lol someone can't pay a $3.50 for a pizza noooooo he just had to steal it (in front of a camera) ur brains are crap

Succubus told me... I only need three fifty.

I'm a level 41 pizza theif i can store 12000 on my body at any given moment

If he had buddys outside they would be like... Did you get the pepperoni...DID!YOU!!!!