They bought his furniture then he killed them with his laser beam!

Pretty good business plan, if you think about it.

what a commercial. I would buy furnature from him any day. Last time i got some it was infested with aliens, now i know im safe.

must buy a bed now!!

the perfect business plan: get aliens to buy your furniture, then shoot them with your laser gun

Isn't that Star Trek music?? Shouldn't Captain Kirk ome out and have sex with the green alien woman on the couch?

Strangely, I feel the urge to buy a sofa.