survival tip for flightless and probably mentally retarded parrots:

humping the back of a mans head is NOT sex.

I think that parrot'll go for anything. Still sad to be neck-raped by an endangered species. It's not like he can just slap it in the face.

The bird gave him a $20 and said "Go buy yourself something nice"

I have alway fantasized being mated by a kakapo! He is SO lucky!

lol i moved to newzealand 2 years ago and i still havnt seen one of these things. some how i dont want to.

Tastes like chicken.

I just keep wondering how these things can be an endangered species.... I'm pretty sure if something wants to eat that bird and it just starts clawing the neck and slapping the face with the wings while ejaculating in the wound can do lethal damage

Raped by a bird. now I've seen everything