Goodbye appetite, see you tomorrow.

That's funny in so many ways. I broke my face from smiling.

All that European stuff that you normally don't eat:
- French fries
- French bread

God, I love Toby Jones and his BIG ASS truck rental service...

Is that actually real?

Toby Jones... Can you be my daddy? Pwease? *bats eyelashes*

bigdogeatchild.com is the website of a comedy troupe, so no, it's not real.

I want my feet deep fried.
NOW!!!

Not as good as the truck rental but still had me lol'ing like a good'un :)

I was a little surprised there wasn't a drunk discount...