There's versions that aren't fail records like this... but it does confirm this exists... I thought it was a joke...

I am very aroused.

The line "I'm so happy, the carbonite is gone" made my skin crawl.

Time for a joke, Laffy Taffy style:
Q: How does George Lucas sleep at night after licensing crap like this?
A: On a pile of money.

Blame George Lucas if you want. The fact that you make that type of comment says you know enough to make you complicit. Enabler...