I'm pretty sure that women who follow Jesus are not supposed to look like they're in the market for a pimp.

id like to try to get high off of jesus....ew....that sounds wrong.....ok forget i said anything u know wat im not even gonna press the submit comment button.....oops 2 late :(

I'M CURED!!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!....

You're doing it wrong.

That depends on if they follow Jesus, or jesus...cuz, lowercase one...he's okay with it...uppercase one...not so much.

J_sus... guess who took the vowel.

Ok one word:
Freaky

"This video has been removed by the user."

Dammit.
And I was really looking forward to chuckling at a complete stranger's religious ignorance...