No fear of that happening to me: I decided a long time ago I wanna be cremated-right after I read this book: http://www.amazon.com/Buried-Alive-Terrifying-History-Primal/dp/039332222X

o.O

holy crap, it sounds like the guy who fell is being crushed to death.

That's a real book, nika!?

o_o sounds interesting.

I want a terra cotta casket, and I want women all around to go "loo loo loo loo loo" until it's dropped and someone falls into my grave and the casket lands on them, perhaps an enemy...alas, I have no enemies so it will have to be a friend or sibling. Either way I want a terra cotta casket.
Nika,
There's no irony for the dead.

That's the way to do it. Drop the chocolate coffin and dive underneath it.

nika's right...you never see this kind of thing at cremations. Besides, everybody catching on fire would be a lot worse

oh snap the person that fell in was a guy? sounded like an angry women

I feel so bad

Wow...

that was horrible...