They almost look like as much fun as... what's that thing... Skateboards?

Just because you name a product "fun-something" it doesn't make it more than a piece of plastic strapped to your foot.

I love how they repeatedly refer to it as a 'strap on'. Other than that, yeah, I gotta agree w/ bastian on this one. People are stupid, and they'll buy almost anything, but they're not THAT stupid.

"Constructed of friction 'defying' super smooth plastic..." has got to be the best line in that commercial.

Bastian, I agree that you can't make plastic shoes and market it as a toy.

I think people would buy a plastic bag if only it was a "strapon! strap-on! STRAP ON!"...

Have fun sliding to ER with a gaping wound on your forehead after you realize fun slides don't have brakes.

Plastic shoes? I'd rather get my gaping wound on my forehead (and maybe other places, like my shin) while trying to land a trick on my skateboard than slipping on a piece of plastic. It'll leave me with more dignity.

But guys, they have the National Parenting Assossiation seal of approval!
That means they must be safe AND fun!

Come on, guys, let's strap on and fun slide!!!

Strap-ON!

Hook and loop, not velcro = cheap
This is an accident waiting to happen
Where can I get them!