Dig Your Own Grave

Dead Frontier: Outbreak 2

Administrator — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:30:07 +0000

I could have sworn I posted the prequel to this game not long ago, and there was a radioactive hamster in it, or some other form of dangerous rodent. Maybe a rabid capybara? Anyways, I’m just going to put on my shoes and step outsi – *squish*

HUUUUUUUSKY!!!!!!!

Pizza Shoplifting

Administrator — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:20:39 +0000

He must have really wanted that slice.

REDDER

Administrator — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:30:25 +0000

Honestly, why are you even reading this? Do you see what’s below this post?
OH THE HUGE MANATEE IPHONE.

Not having an iPhone is no excuse. You’ve seen those iPod vending machines, right? The good Lord invented bricks for a reason my friends.

Oh, the Huge Manatee! iPhone

Administrator — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:20:39 +0000

Oh, the Huge Manatee! is now the greatest Manatee themed game on the iPhone, and I can say that without any hyperbole. Use the tilt control to dodge sea life raining from the sky, and try to survive for as long as you can with the help of bubble shields, grenades, super shoes, and an uzi!

Taberinos

Administrator — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:30:31 +0000

Dos Taberinos! Undelay! Undelay! Arrrrrriba!

Chat Roulette Piano Improv

Administrator — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:20:13 +0000

Now 100% penis free. Honest.

Line Simulator

Administrator — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:30:29 +0000

If any of you Brits are confused by what this game is, the title translated into proper British would be, “Queue Simulator, pip pip cheerio fish n’ chips Margret Thatcher pint of ale”.

Goat Bagpipes

Administrator — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:20:00 +0000

I had a girlfriend who’s stepfather played the bagpipes. This is the only thing that could have been more terrifying.

Valthirian Arc

Administrator — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:30:29 +0000

Admin Had a Little Lamb

Administrator — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:20:11 +0000

And he was so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.