Dig Your Own Grave

Final Ninja Zero

Administrator — Wed, 16 May 2012 11:30:47 +0000

I remember when a degree from the Final Ninja Academy meant respect and a decent salary. Now you can get one with a minor in art history, and the only thing that the zero in a title represents is your job opportunities after you graduate.

Animated Europe Map from 1000 AD to Now

Administrator — Wed, 16 May 2012 11:20:03 +0000

If there’s one thing we can learn from this, it’s that Europe is as stable as a mountain goat.

Cube Mayhem

Administrator — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:32:13 +0000

In November of 1988 I had a mild to moderate nervous breakdown, which my therapist refers to as Cube Mayhem. It happened one rainy afternoon right after I realized I will never be able to solve a Rubik’s cube without pulling off the stickers.

Real Life Jedi Academy

Administrator — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:20:48 +0000

If the ladies are beating down your door and you need to find a way to get rid of them, why not join the New York Jedi academy and become a lightsaber master?

Paladog

Administrator — Mon, 14 May 2012 11:30:31 +0000

Paladog actually bears a striking resemblance to my own dog Sir Humpelstiltskin. Though Sir Humples doesn’t ride a horse, he rides a couch pillow (very affectionately I might add), and instead of fighting off zombies all day long he just naps and licks his privates.

Cat Loves Watermelon

Administrator — Mon, 14 May 2012 11:20:12 +0000

After meeting with his dietician, Morris realized he would have to lay off the hamburgers.

Drakensang

Administrator — Sat, 12 May 2012 11:30:06 +0000

A post on Saturday? Whaaaa…? Well for the next few weekends I’ll be posting some cool browser based MMO’s you might want to try out since you’re obviously as bored and lonely as I am. To start things off, Drakensang! And to celebrate we’re giving away a pet dragon (seriously). More details here.

Wolfenstein

Administrator — Fri, 11 May 2012 11:30:31 +0000

If you’re old enough to remember this game, you’re also probably old enough to use a toilet seat booster and a manzere for special occasions. If you’re too young to remember it: I hate your wrinkle free skin and head full of healthy follicles.

Staying Alive Robot

Administrator — Fri, 11 May 2012 11:20:30 +0000

The PETMAN robot can dance better than you.

Johnny Upgrade

Administrator — Thu, 10 May 2012 11:30:51 +0000

So I hear you like upgrade games? Well heeeere’s Johnny!