Dig Your Own Grave

Ninja Bear

Administrator — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:30:47 +0000

Coincidentally, “Ninja Bear” is also my nickname at the Blue Oyster Bar. I got the name after winning first place in a mechanical bull riding tournament. Don’t ask.

Newt Gingrich Wants to Live on the Moon

Administrator — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:20:15 +0000

It’s a shame Newt Gingrich had to be the one to bring it up, because a moon base would be pretty awesome.

Defender’s Quest

Administrator — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:30:30 +0000

I too am on a Defender’s Quest. Specifically a quest to defend my right to view movies at the local cinema in a pantsless fashion. Viva La Revolution!

Bounce & Old Spice Commercial

Administrator — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:20:13 +0000

In the future all commercials will have commercials.

Scale Of The Universe 2012

Administrator — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:30:38 +0000

Yesterday you learned how to hack, and today you can compare the size of duckweed to the size of the Homunculus Nebula. And if you were wondering where my genitals fit on this scale, they’re somewhere between Sirius A and the Aldebaran star.

Cheesy Potatoes

Administrator — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:20:38 +0000

As punishment for not asking me who Mallory is (he’s my imaginary son), I’ve decided to punish you all by force feeding you nothing but cheese and potatoes for three decades.

dotHack

Administrator — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:30:24 +0000

Want to know how to hack? This game will provide you with step by step instructions to turn you into an elite hacker, capable of performing major hacking feats like burning through the NCIS public firewall.

Tarp Surfing

Administrator — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:20:45 +0000

I’ve cancelled the family’s trip to the shore and have instead planned a new one to the Home Depot parking lot. Mallory is going to be thrilled!

Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 4

Administrator — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:30:38 +0000

For fans of Flash games, this is a work of art. For fans of Rock Band, this might be a bit like an Xbox 360 package with a sweater inside.

Sauna Pants

Administrator — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:20:50 +0000

They should call these Orange Diaper Mold Pants.