Personally I shop at grocery stores where my children are unlikely to end up in homo-erotic servitude.

This seems like a good example of why companies should reconsider outsourcing their call centers to magical foreign lands.

It seems every year brings a more advanced Elmo toy. The question is, will this be the year that the Elmos rise up and kill?

Quick! Escape the kitchen before it’s too late! Lord knows you wouldn’t want to accidentally make yourself a delicious sandwich.

This game is pretty gross, but hey, what’s Halloween without a little blood and body parts? Why, it would be like having Christmas without snow! (and blood and body parts.)

If I had known gold digging was this easy I might have considered another career path. Being a male model can be so tiresome…

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This Garfield-esque cat hates exercise about as much as I do. I keep at it however, to keep the ladies happy.

Hurray, it’s finally here. You might have thought I was joking about what I said yesterday, but it’s actually true. I am a zombie, and I am coming by at 3pm to eat your brains. That’s 3pm PST, and make sure you’re home because I’m getting my chest waxed at 4 o’clock and those ladies get super grumpy when I’m late.

Baby Galves has a date with a lion, and only you can help him get there. And no, not that kind of date you perverts!

Can you solve the mysterious puzzle of Heady Steinberg? There’s a prize if you can! (The prize is hugs and cuddles.)

Finally a point-and-click adventure that doesn’t involve a supercomputer to calculate the solution by clicking every permutation of every pixel on the screen in every conceivable order just to pass the first level. Plus, it’s getting close to Halloween and this game is frightfully delicious (and magically nutritious).

If this ridiculously catchy song is any indication, Halo 3 will destroy your marriage and eat your children. Not a bad deal for $60.