Fun Administrator Fact: My favorite Late Night moment was when Conan propositioned Jeri “Seven of Nine” Ryan.

A funny little animated gif of a guy smashing himself to bits and pieces at his computer.

Who’s a kitty-cat? Who likes to dance dance dance?

This year, I’m having my taxes done by a cat accountant!

If you hate telemarketers but don’t want to skip taking your antipsychotics in order to mess with them, you may prefer to trick them in to thinking they have wound up in the middle of a homicide investigation.

Last night me and this squirrel hit a party at my friends house and we got like SOOOOOOOOOO wasted on JD and fermented pumpkin juice. The squirrel was licking carpet and talking all this crazy sh*t and I don’t even know cause I was so drunk. I think we hooked up with these smoking hot chicks too. That squirrel is so awesome.

I can’t imagine how long this took to make, and the only thing that could have possibly made it any better is if it repeated indefinitely.

I bet it would be a lot faster than this thing, but I’m sure the concept would be the same.

I’ll tell you what Pippy is begging for… Pippy’s begging to be cuddled that’s what.

God bless America.

I generally make it a point not to argue with giant stone heads that vomit guns out of their mouths, but I think Zardoz may be a little off the mark here.

This video should please all of you cat loving dog haterz out there. Long live the great feline revolution!

Although not well known, Jesusasaurus Rex was by far the most feared of the dinosaurs, possessing the ability to rise from the grave and bore other dinosaurs to death with speeches about kindness.

This Garfield-esque cat hates exercise about as much as I do. I keep at it however, to keep the ladies happy.

I’m seriously considering using this prank to scare and subsequently rob old people. I know it’s wrong, but I’m tired of sleeping in the bathroom at Denny’s.

This is the touching story of a morose young man who eventually comes to appreciate just how much the rain enriches his life.

It’s the day after Thanksgiving, and most Americans, after a day of nothing but eating and watching football, will now be the shape of this boy. They too will probably require motorized transport in order to get around. I just hope they’re better at it than this guy.

It’s said that cats always land on their feet, but I’d say this cat landed on its head.

Space, the final frontier… for cats!

Tim, like King Midas from Greek mythology, has an amazing power that is both a gift and a curse. I bet he’s tired of eating Skittles.

This sort of reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad would pick me up by the arms and swing me around in a circle. Fun stuff. Except usually my dad wouldn’t hurl me into a wall at the end. Also, I’m not a cat.

A big ad. There’s not much more I can say. Just watch it. (By the way, this is also a very LOUD ad, you may want to lower your volume before it starts).

That scary Burger King dude is up to no good in this catchy little video. After watching it a couple of times I’m a little less creeped-out by him, but I still wouldn’t feel comfortable waking up in bed with the guy. That is just NOT okay.

Furthering evidence that Canada Rocks the Casbah, we have the Canadian commercial for the Nintendo Gameboy Micro. It features a few guys, a mouse, some cheese, a Game Boy Micro, and some serious humping. Watch the video to see what goes where.

Well hooray for Superbowl weekend. And we all know that means I won’t be around for a couple of days. Because I’ll be playing. In the Superbowl. On the winning team. And saving babies and puppies from burning houses. It also maybe means there might possibly be a couple of funny commercials (perhaps). Like this one! Look! it’s a rocket-sled!

At least he barks quietly. And not at his own foot.

Some may look at this video of a cat lying on its back and think it is the cutest most charming thing they have ever seen. Personally I see it as a venus flytrap waiting to spring. SNAP! And you have a flurry of sharp claws to the face. And why? Out of anger? For food? No, just for fun.

“What the hell is an aluminum falcon?”

If cute were something you could roll up into a big heavy ball and put into a cannon and fire into your face at point blank range, I imagine it would feel a little like watching this video. Kittens, man.

Wake up silly sleepy-heads! Charlie’s going to Candy Mountain, a land of sweets and joy and joyness. It’ll be an adventure!

A cat’s natural inclination when being man-handled is to claw out the eyes of its man-handler. By comparison, a dead cat’s natural inclination is to remain dead. Ergo this cat is dead… or is it?

An oldie but a goodie. If cats spent more time doing stuff like this and less time barfing in my shoes and trying to scratch out my eyes, I would like them a lot more.

Sometimes a video comes along that reminds us why we shouldn’t really shoot kittens out of a cannon. This is one of those videos.

Have you ever wondered if all the poop you’ve ever pooped in your entire life could fill a swimming pool? Me too. Thankfully, the answer awaits us in Heaven.

I am not ashamed to admit that Kiwi! makes me teary-eyed. He’s got the heart of a champion!

You may think that being the CEO of Burger King, one of the largest fast-food chains in the world, would be all fun and riches. It is not. It is a life of drama, fear, tragedy, and heartbreak. And Triple Bacon King Burgers. On sale now at participating locations.

The Christmas season is upon us, so here is a Family Guy clip only tangentially related to Christmas. I can’t get this stupid song out of my head.

Most people are not aware that Casper the Friendly Ghost has a brother named Jasper. Well he does, and let me tell you, Jasper is a douchebag! He used to be such a nice boy…

In celebration of the release of the 26th Rocky film, Rocky Balboa, I present to you a cat with the spirit of Rocky! Nothing’s gonna keep him down, and pretty soon he’ll be beating up Russians… or bullies in an amateur karate tournament!

If you own a cat as well as a laser pointer, and have yet to try this, you’ve been missing out on some hilariously good times. Some people might call this cruel, but those people can be quickly dispatched with a swift elbow to the face!

The internet is so boring these days. Here’s the deal, you guys wake me up when someone does this without being attached to the slingshot. I’m pretty sure that without the harness and with an additional 15° to her trajectory, she could have totally cleared that mountain. And that, my friends, would have been top quality Internets content. Not this “safety first” nonsense.

I’m not sure how a cat gets to be 40 pounds, but it’s probably similar to how a person ends up weighing 400 pounds – An overabundance of sci-fi television programming, and the magic of the Internet.

It boggles my mind to think about the number of people who would have had to approve this product before it ended up in a store. Still, I can’t help but think of all of them as heroes, for this is truly the most hilarious invention of our time!

Cat! Off of the grass! Everybody off of the grass!

Remember that crazy Snowball game from a couple years ago? Well it’s back, and now it’s in glorious 3D. Use your giant icy balls to defeat the forces of evil in the Olympic Kingdom.

If you’re having trouble with the keys, you need to update your Flash Player.

I’ll be honest, this game isn’t really what I had imagined when I fantasize about being a zombie. First off, armor? Second, friends? And I had imagined a lot more brain eating. Also – less talking, more groaning.

Following this link is a demonstration of what goes on in a person’s head while they’re playing a videogame (especially one with jumping puzzles). As such, it is essentially one endless string of profanities and the audio should not be considered safe-for-work. Please, play, and let the hilarity ensue.

Eighteen levels of furiously relaxing physics puzzles. Oh, did I just ruin your weekend? I’m sorry.