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Toilet Restaurant
Toilet Restaurant

Modern Toilet is a chain of scatological-themed restaurants in Taiwan, where the patrons sit on toilets and eat off of covered sinks and bathtubs.

Bob Ross - The Lost Episode
Bob Ross - The Lost Episode

I think ‘ol Bob must have been off his meds the day they taped this episode.

Run Soldier, Run!
Run Soldier, Run!

Live ordinance falling all around you. Fat guy in speedo behind you. Girls beach volleyball tournament ahead in the distance. Run, my friends. Run.

Arachnophilia: The Spider Web Game
Arachnophilia: The Spider Web Game

Tired of boring, predictable games? Has the same-old-same-old got you down? Well rejoice, for the next Dig Your Own Grave exclusive has arrived! I am so here for you fruitcakes. I am your pusher. I am your fat sweaty sugar daddy. I am the cushion for your pushin. I… might have crossed the line with that last one.

My Hand Only Looks Like a Hand
My Hand Only Looks Like a Hand

I bet this guy gets all the chicks with his toucan hand.

Snot Put
Snot Put

Can there be a better way to put an engineering education to use than to develop a game simulating the fluid dynamics of mucus? Well if there is, I don’t want to know about it.

Manamanah! Do do do do
Manamanah! Do do do do

Continuing the tribute to The Muppet Show, which was apparently the most entertaining variety show ever, I present to you those pink guys that sing that catchy song. Do do do do

Favorites
Favorites

The ability to set Dig Your Own Grave Favorites has now been added to your accounts. To add or remove a post from your favorites, click the little heart in the titlebar of the post. To view your favorites, click the ‘Favorites’ link at the top of the site. Today’s post will take you to my own set of favorites from over the years. Enjoy!

Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2
Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

I was originally going to call this post Fancy What’s In My Pants?, but I decided that would have been highly inappropriate for a post title. Yet somehow highly appropriate for the post content. I know you guys never even read what I write here anyways.

Highway Geyser
Highway Geyser

I’m sure that as this guy was driving home from yet another soul destroying night shift, he couldn’t have possibly imaged the madness that was about to ensue.

Super Half-Life Bros.
Super Half-Life Bros.

Internet denizen “M0rt@nius” (sardonic air-quotes mine), has created a Half-Life 2 map based on the first level of Super Mario Bros. As if I didn’t already have enough nightmares about headcrabs.

Boxhead: The Zombie Wars
Boxhead: The Zombie Wars

Little known fact: 1 in 4 zombies would rather cuddle than eat brains.

PS: JUMP GYPSY, JUMP!

Robot Territories
Robot Territories

Have you ever fantasized about being the pilot of your very own giant Mech? Well now that perverse fantasy is only a click away! Although if the Mech in your fantasies had the ability to move, you might be a little disappointed.

Squidgy
Squidgy

You may have wanted to kill yourself while playing Paint Wars, but it was necessary in order to get your wrist in tip-top shape for today’s game. You see? I wasn’t doing it to punish you, I’m just trying to make you into a better gamer. And give you carpal tunnel syndrome. Play on medium or hard for highscores.

Curveball
Curveball

Admittedly, this game isn’t my #1 paddle related pastime, however it is a close second.

RE4 vs. KHII
RE4 vs. KHII

If, like me, you were having trouble deciding whether your next videogame purchase should be Kingdom Hearts II or Resident Evil 4, this little video narrated by mc chris should clear up the decision for you.

Shuffle
Shuffle

Well here’s your last game for 2007. And there have been so many games! So which one was your favorite? Vector Runner? How about besides Vector Runner? Oh, the Huge Manatee? Oh gosh, you guys flatter me.

Boxhead: More Rooms
Boxhead: More Rooms

ZOMBIES COMIN’ UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW! SHOOT ‘EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT ‘EM!! HIS AXE IS ON FIRE! HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS! SHOOT ‘EM IN THE HEAD!! JUMP GYPSY, JUMP!!

Dolphin Olympics
Dolphin Olympics

Don’t get me wrong, I love the Zen-ness of this game as it is, but throw in some swimming zombies and strap an assault weapon to the dolphin’s head and I think we would have Game of the Year.

Bubble
Bubble

Sure you guys may be great at shooting zombies and performing lethal back kicks with stickmen, but how are your bubble popping skills? Not bad you say? WRONG. THEY ARE WEAK. And you are weak. Now get in there and burst some bubbles. I demand no less than excellence from my Flash warriors.

Endless Zombie Rampage
Endless Zombie Rampage

Okay, everyone all together now:

NNNNNNNNNNnnn… BRAINNNNNNNnnns…

Cockroach vs. Weatherman
Cockroach vs. Weatherman

At least he was able to maintain his composure.

The Badger Song
The Badger Song

If you have been in a coma for the past few years, you may have missed the Badger Song when it first appeared on the internet. If that is the case, I have come to your rescue like the great hero I am!
Badge badger badger
Mushroom mushroom!

Old Lady Eats Car
Old Lady Eats Car

Okay okay okay, she doesn’t eat the car, but that would be fantastic wouldn’t it? Bet you’d click on that link. But this is pretty good. Sit back and enjoy the story of the granny, the Benz, and an airbag.

Manatee Squash
Manatee Squash

Does it make me a bad person if I laugh out loud every time I watch this? No? Okay, good. So what about if it turns me on? Not that it does or anything, but that’s no big deal right?

Boxhead: 2Play
Boxhead: 2Play

Pop open the bubbly, it’s time to celebrate! Fans of Boxhead: More Rooms are sure to enjoy ‘2Play’, the next installment in the box zombie series. And if you’re lucky enough to have a friend sitting beside you, or perhaps a conjoined twin, then you can also enjoy the new co-op and deathmatch modes!

Line Rider Beta 2
Line Rider Beta 2

Line Rider is back, this time with two different track types, a zoom tool, and an eraser tool!

Line Rider
Line Rider

While it isn’t a game in the sense that there are no scores, and no goal, this is still a fun little time waster. Draw lines to create the sledding hill you always dreamed of as a kid, and then watch your pixel-comprised alter ego plunge down with wild abandon. I just wish there was an eraser tool.

Hell of Sand - Falling Sand Game
Hell of Sand - Falling Sand Game

Hell of Sand is yet another game with no point other than to waste time. It is also an oddly titled game. I would have called it Joy of Relaxing Sand. Make sure you experiment with all of the options at the bottom.

Kittens are adorable.
Kittens are adorable.

Sometimes a video comes along that reminds us why we shouldn’t really shoot kittens out of a cannon. This is one of those videos.

Kiwi!
Kiwi!

I am not ashamed to admit that Kiwi! makes me teary-eyed. He’s got the heart of a champion!

Sleepy Spudgy
Sleepy Spudgy

Spudgy is a lovable, fuzzy Pomeranian who just can’t seem to stay awake. Aww.

Hamster Dance Revolution: Broccoli Edition
Hamster Dance Revolution: Broccoli Edition

Mocha the tiny hamster loves broccoli. He loves it so much that his little hamster legs shake with excitement.

BLOOD! BLUDDDDDAH!
BLOOD! BLUDDDDDAH!

This little boy is really concerned with the well-being of his baby brother. I used to throw things at mine.

POOM!
POOM!

This game seems almost impossible at first, but once you learn to use the shadow of the ball to help you position your tiles it gets pretty fun. Currently I hold the highscore of 3600, which makes me the Poom-Master, or ‘Poomaster’ for short. Hey, wait a minute…

The Hardest Level
The Hardest Level

Following this link is a demonstration of what goes on in a person’s head while they’re playing a videogame (especially one with jumping puzzles). As such, it is essentially one endless string of profanities and the audio should not be considered safe-for-work. Please, play, and let the hilarity ensue.

Rapcat
Rapcat

Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

‘Jerk off’ Gesture: The Wrong Way
‘Jerk off’ Gesture: The Wrong Way

If you want to get fired from your job or be forced to attend a full day of sexual sensitivity training, then I recommend you try this at work. If you want to get arrested, then I recommend you try this in the park. (Somewhat NSFW.)

delete adult scrolls conflict for
delete adult scrolls conflict for

The future of human-computer interaction is here with the speech recognition built in to Windows Vista! Indeed, it is so seamless that you may even start pretending that you are Captain Jean-Luc Pricard talking to the computer of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

House of Cosbys
House of Cosbys

Y’see Theo, each Cosby’s getting worse than the last, y’see. And the thing is Rudy, it’s a lot like the movie Multiplicity, starring Michael Keaton, y’see.

PS: Who’s your favorite Cosby?

Up Beat
Up Beat

Sure, Guitar Hero is great for all you kids who are aspiring to be greasy-haired rock stars. But what if your musical aspirations consist of playing keyboards in a fruity Euro house band? Well Up Beat is just for you my friend! Turn up your speakers, grab a glow stick, and try not to stay up too late.

It’s just like a mini mall
It’s just like a mini mall

You need a dinette set? A new bedroom? Why go to a furniture superstore when you can go to the Montgomery flea market? It’s just like, it’s just like, a mini mall. A mini mall.

wpnFire
wpnFire

This game is, as the French say, ‘wickedly awesome’. The performance can be pretty bad, so before starting I recommend you go into the game’s configuration menu and turn motion blur and FPS Stability to OFF. Then tape a LEAVE ME ALONE note to the back of your head because you’ve got places to be (your computer) and people to see (zombies).

Computer Monster
Computer Monster

I know how much you guys love your internets, so let this be a lesson to you: don’t let your monster play with your computer.

Avalanche
Avalanche

In this game you have to try and save Sir Whitey McBlockster from a deadly pool of rising lava. It takes a combination of luck, strategy, and patience to do well, but with practice you can actually get some pretty high scores.

You’re not going to let me keep that gold, are you?

Float
Float

I like this game because it has three different game modes. And that means I can dominate all of you in three different ways using only a single game. It’s like triple-domination time, baby. Prepare to be dominated. Three times.

Arcade: 47 stars/71.70 secs, Countdown: 106 stars, Sprint: 18.43 secs