Peter sings Cleveland a song to comfort him after his wife had an affair and subsequently left him.

It’s a good thing he plugged his nose. I hate getting concrete up my nose. It burns! (animated gif)

If I could perform this magic trick I would use it for one purpose only: scaring small children. That girl DOES deserve a gold medal.

Characters from Halo explain the difference between real life and the internet. It’s quite accurate I think. It’s also pretty funny, primarily due to excessive use of the word ‘masturbate’.

Probably definitely the creepiest commercial you will ever see. Unless you’re normally into hairy beard snakes?

In the spring of 1999, the Family Learning Channel commissioned animator Don Hertzfeldt to produce promotional segments for their network. The cartoons were completed in five weeks. The Family Learning Channel rejected all of them upon review, and they were never aired…

A little something for the cat-lovers. And the Hitler-lovers.

I have no idea whether this is real, but I’m definitely not going to be playing online poker for money anytime soon. Do you play? Is it everything you dreamed it could be?

If this game was about falling puppies I would master it. I would play it until I could play it forever without letting a single adorable little puppy die. It is all I would do until the end of time. Kittens… meh.

This video is proof that everything can be improved with fire- tubas, fat guys…

This Maury Povich guest is really afriad of penises… I mean pickles.

It’s just like Risk, only faster and funner. And you don’t have to talk to people. And I can’t stop playing it. Every time another side takes over one of my areas my rage is so great I want to rip their dice right out of the computer monitor and devour them. And every time my dice win I want to hug them and squeeze them until they explode! Such joy!

Here is a handy little test you can use to find out if you are a psychopath. I’m glad I found it because my last test totally wasn’t working. I was supposed to count the number of people I’d bludgeoned to death with a rolling pin in the past week, divide the number by 3, and then kill 2 neighborhood cats. This test makes way more sense!

The sheep market is a collection of 10,000 sheep created by workers on Amazon’s Mechanical Turk. Each worker was paid $.02 (US) to “draw a sheep facing left.”

It all makes perfect sense once you look at the site. Perfect nonsense.

Normally I would never consider having bolts installed in my nose, or anywhere else on my body for that matter, but this made me consider it until I remembered just how lazy I am. Hooray status quo!

Remember those spinning things in the playgrounds of your youth? Those joyful times you spent spinning around as fast as your little legs could push you. Well, it turns out you shouldn’t spin them really really fast.

Life is full of nasty surprises. Nobody wants a lizard to jump on them. Nobody. But if a lizard does jump on you, you need to know how to handle the situation properly and in a way that will impress the ladies. This guy can show you how its done.

When I found this I thought it would be, you know, a Flash-based drum machine. It turned out to be something entirely more awesome… and much less interactive.

Pretend like a terrorist, and smoke yourself out of a hole with these nifty missile balloon car accessories. Never has Freedom and Democracy been so much fun!

I hate telemarketers, but not as much as this woman hates them. She also hates taking her medication.

Answer: a frozen icy tundra filled with voluptuous blonde vixens, and home to caterpillars that will encase you in webbing if you stand still for longer than one minute.

Question: What is Sweden?

I have to admit that I don’t care for this video at all. I wasn’t even going to post this, but then everyone started talking about it and I even heard it mentioned on the radio. “It must be good, and I probably have no taste” I thought, so here you go!

A cat’s natural inclination when being man-handled is to claw out the eyes of its man-handler. By comparison, a dead cat’s natural inclination is to remain dead. Ergo this cat is dead… or is it?

Wake up silly sleepy-heads! Charlie’s going to Candy Mountain, a land of sweets and joy and joyness. It’ll be an adventure!

My record for the most t-shirts worn at once has fallen, and these guys beat me by 119 shirts. I hear the largest shirts they used were 8XXL which means some people are really really fat.

I have never played World of Warcraft, nor have I ever seen it outside of a video, but I still enjoyed this. The battle cry of the eager young paladin shall never leave me.

Janice!

It has been discovered that a common insomnia medication known by the commercial name Ambien, can wake up people who are in a persistent vegetative state. They regain conciousness and can communicate. Areas of the brain that were thought to be dead become active once again, and 60% of patients given the drug have shown improvement. Don’t pull the plug.

Even after you realize what’s going on, it still manages to be entertaining.

In yet another shameless affront to Western Civilization, the Japanese have gone and genetically engineered crows that are smarter than us. Actually, not to split hairs but I should really change that to ’smarter than you’. No bird is smarter than this webmaster.

An animation about the joys of multiple homicide and apartment living.

Put aside your feelings about mice and help this little rodent stuff his belly with mountains of delicious cheese! I’m just going to leave my highscore in the comments. If I wrote it right up here the demoralizing wave that would blast out of your computer when you read it would probably kill you.

Does it make me a bad person if I laugh out loud every time I watch this? No? Okay, good. So what about if it turns me on? Not that it does or anything, but that’s no big deal right?

I’m sure you’ve all seen at least one stick figure fighting video before, but this one is done really well and has a few surprises up its sleeve.

You might think that because this game is called ‘Red’ that it has something to do with Communism. And you would be absolutely right. I base that statement on nothing other than extreme paranoia and what some have called a ‘wild, dangerous’ imagination. Use your breast-shaped turret to blast those commie rocks back into the potato fields of Mother Russia. Freedom and Democracy are counting on you!

Science teacher Gary Weddle says he won’t shave his beard until Osama Bin Laden is caught and brought to justice, Texas style! Is that so Mr. Weddle? Or should I say Mr. Bin Laden? That’s right, I’m on to you!

I like to think that DYOG readers are a fairly classy bunch, so this video is probably not necessary. I am mainly putting it up here because I thought that the ladies might find it interesting. Hey, something else that the ladies might find interesting: I am devilishly handsome and can bench 350.

In what may be the most awesome physical embodiment of the term ‘too much time on your hands’, I present you with The Great Album Cover Battle. Enjoy, all you old-school rockers. Oh, and a special prize goes to anyone who can identify all of the album covers featured in the video. As usual, the special prize is love.

Hell of Sand is yet another game with no point other than to waste time. It is also an oddly titled game. I would have called it Joy of Relaxing Sand. Make sure you experiment with all of the options at the bottom.

After the success of The Creepy Burger King Guy, the folks at BK Inc. have apparently decided to stick with the ‘bizarre sells burgers’ philosophy. This time, well… just go have a look for yourself. I’m far too busy trying to unhinge my jaw so I can scarf down this delicious (and nutritious) Triple Whopper.

Pictured here are Latte, Hazel, and Cinnamon, in various states of rabbit disapproval. Do you find them amusing? Guess what, they DO NOT approve.

It has come to my attention that some of you are new to the Internet. I thought this video - one of the first on Dig Your Own Grave - would help ease your transition in to this new and exciting world of 24 hour fetish pornography.

I have always been an ardent supporter of the increase in rapidly moving images in our daily lives. I won’t be happy until the logos on everybody’s shirts are spinning and changing colors, and the sidewalks are littered with epileptics. To that end, Philips has created Lumalive, light emitting diodes that can be woven in to fabric.

Forget Lady Sovereign, the future of female hip-hop belongs to this strange lady and her magical golden pants.

After a hard day at work I usually like to de-stress by stripping down and covering my naked body in icy-hot patches. But after watching this video I’ve decided to try a different technique: buying a copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon and inventing hilarious ways to kill computer people.

250,000 rubber balls were released on a street in San Francisco during the filming of this commercial, and what is it for? A television… Stay tuned tomorrow for the even more ridiculous and even more impressive follow-up commercial!

WARNING! There’s a dangerous serial rapist on the loose, and ABC’s Local Channel 7 News is hot on the case! With your help maybe they can finally track down this elusive deviant.

As promised, here is the second Sony Bravia commercial. Instead of thousands of rubber balls, this one involves thousands of gallons of exploding paint! Does it make you want to buy a television?

Sometimes a video comes along that reminds us why we shouldn’t really shoot kittens out of a cannon. This is one of those videos.

Have you ever wondered if all the poop you’ve ever pooped in your entire life could fill a swimming pool? Me too. Thankfully, the answer awaits us in Heaven.

Do you believe in the magic of David Blaine? Watch as he uses his level 7 demon magic on two hapless young men, vaporizes their hold on reality just by blinking, and then leaves them comatose on the pavement. It’s magic. Street magic.

PS: This video contains excessive profanity. Excessive? I meant ‘almost constant’.

They might not be as strong as security bollards, but these still pack a punch. It just goes to show that when a sign tells you not to enter, you should probably do your best to not enter. The last guy also demonstrates why you should always wear your seat belt. Ouch!

If you really hate someone, you can create a JustGotOwned.com site for them, and then send them the link. Remember Steve the non-believer? Well he just got OWN3D! (Note: Some of the OWN3D images are mildly disturbing, and the music is really loud and annoying, but I guess that’s rather the point.)

Oh man, if playing Mozart on empty bottles while rollerblading with skipoles is a good way to pick up the chicks, then this guy is the nizzle one pimizzle, foshizzle!

I am not ashamed to admit that Kiwi! makes me teary-eyed. He’s got the heart of a champion!

This toy is fun for both children and adults, if you catch my drift. *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

Nothing like starting the week off with a little in-nu-en-do. A little sexual innuendo to be exact. That’s what today is all about.

Finally, a practical use for my golden snail costume.

‘Psychic Art’ is the reproduction of one’s inner spirit by drawing, painting, or non-conventional means. I’m sure normally they’re quite expensive to get done, but if you offer to be a volunteer on public access tv you might be able to get a good deal. And your inner spirit might also be a picture of your genitals.

Yet another humorous commercial that you’ve already seen and already hate. This time it’s Christmas themed and includes a homeless man who can’t bite apples.

By now I’m sure you’ve all seen one of those videos where someone has taken pictures of themself in the same position every day for some ludicrous number of days. This video is in that same vein, the only difference being that it’s entertaining.

So the other day this dude sends me a link to the top 10 internet videos of all time. And I was like LOSER, do you know who I am? I AM teh Internet Video Monster. I have like a 512 Kbps DSL cable in my ear going right into my brain that injects a YouTube RSS feed 24/7, yo. But then I forgave him because I had forgotten about this little gem… Rubberman!

Remember that Ocean’s Eleven movie where a group of master thieves simultaneously rob three Las Vegas casinos and net millions of dollars in a single night? Yeah, nothing like this video.

I’ve already shown you that octopuses are masters of disguise, but did you know they are also master escape artists? Clearly no jail could ever hold them. Unless it had solid walls. Yeah, that’d do the trick.

If you’re not familiar with World of Warcraft’s Leeroy Jenkins, then you should take a moment to acquaint yourself with the over-zealous young paladin. If anything this video demonstrates that no matter how inappropriate you act, as long as you shout LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS before you do it, it’s totally okay.

Most people are not aware that Casper the Friendly Ghost has a brother named Jasper. Well he does, and let me tell you, Jasper is a douchebag! He used to be such a nice boy…

I can imagine a western-world variation of this game where you have to pick your punishment from the selection of ridiculously translated Japanese titles. For instance, would you opt for the harmless sounding ‘Huge Balloon’, or take your chances with a ‘Bad Smell Air’? But don’t be tempted by ‘Old Man Bites Tenderly’… there’s nothing tender about that old pervert.

This video is really creative, and a lot of people have been talking about it for a while now, so I figured I should post it for the benefit of anyone who hasn’t seen it. Personally though, I have a hard time making it through the whole thing…

I have decided that this, the final week before Christmas, shall be Cute Week. Everyday one post will contain something cute, fuzzy and adorable. To start, one of the cutest animals known to man- floppilus bunninus.

Now before you try and tear out my heart through your modem, please note that I am not just reposting an old game, but have in fact supplemented an old game with our spanking new High Scores feature. Yes, now all you obsessive lovelies can log your high score screenshots on the Dig Your Own Grave Leaderboard for official ranking. Click the gold medal in the upper right and check it out!

The meerkats in this commercial must have the same disorder as Spudgy the Pomeranian. Come to think of it, I think my next door neighbour also has this problem. That, or alcoholism.

Remember that Dove Evolution commercial? Well… some people with far more intelligence and free time than I will ever have, went and made a clever little parody. And in appreciation of all their hard work I will now burp or possibly pass wind, whichever comes first.

In celebration of the release of the 26th Rocky film, Rocky Balboa, I present to you a cat with the spirit of Rocky! Nothing’s gonna keep him down, and pretty soon he’ll be beating up Russians… or bullies in an amateur karate tournament!

There is a rift in this country. A rift that threatens to tear it apart. A rift that threatens to destroy us all! Of course I’m talking about water bison bigotry.

Everybody hates emo kids, and now you can pass on that completely justified hatred to the little kids in your family with this new toy available at Hot Topic. Tickle Me Emo is the tortured, angst ridden cousin of Elmo, and boy is he sad.

This is by far the funniest scene in the movie Rat Race, and by posting it I just saved you from having to watch the horrible ending where Smash Mouth plays a concert. Honestly, Smash Mouth?

Beloved hyperactive TV muppet, Elmo, lit himself on fire last night to protest the takeover of Sesame Street by what he called “bad men in suits”. He suffered severe burns to most of his body and was taken to be reupholstered.