I like games where you can combine things to make limitless combinations of other things. Actually I just like the idea of combining things in general. For instance, combining pets to make the perfect pet – like the head of a puppy, the body of a penguin, the tail of a piglet, and the bum of a robot that doesn’t poop. Perfection.

A little over one year ago, we broke the story on a bizarre feat of German engineering – Cheeseburger in a Can. After much debate over the actual appearance and palitability as described in the catalog, our loyal European reader Nika offered to hunt down the elusive hiker’s meal and answer all of our burning questions. These are her discoveries.

Chew chew chew chew
Save Princess
Chew chew chew chew

Bonus points for anyone who knows what I named the achievements after – without using a search engine. And without sacrificing their heterosexuality, which might be impossible. (That was a clue).

PS: You submit your score in the stats menu.

World famous celebrity superstar Nathan Barnatt has made some videos promoting DigYourOwnGrave.com, and they are as sexy as you’d imagine.

Yay! The Magic Pen is back. Use it to guide the donut to the flags, or use it to create the perfect cyber-girlfriend out of slabs of inanimate stone and call her Laura. The choice is yours. I know you know what I’m doing.

Music Catch – so relaxing it’s guaranteed to make you forget to breathe, or at the very least poop your pants. Here’s hoping for the latter.

For those interested, the music in the game is by Isaac Shepard.

Performance art group Improv Everywhere cheers up the commuters of New York with free high fives.

Oh Family Guy, is there anything you can’t make wonderful?

This video is really creative, and a lot of people have been talking about it for a while now, so I figured I should post it for the benefit of anyone who hasn’t seen it. Personally though, I have a hard time making it through the whole thing…

Some of the Americans in the audience might have fond memories of this public service announcement from the early 1990s. I just have one question- Who chose the name of this organization?

Up until now I’ve never really known the difference HDTV could make. This site uses The Lord of the Rings to show a frame by frame comparison of plain old DVD against HD. And the results are… Elventastic? Hobittrific? Bilbo Baggins!

The Bottom Line: for bigger, hairier hobbit feet – go HD.

Recently, we here at Dig Your Own Grave have taken some heat for not being entirely politically correct, so you’ll notice that in my festive holiday title I didn’t use any words that would offend viewers who don’t love the baby Jesus. I have also linked to a humorous family-oriented video clip that has nothing to do with male genitalia.

This is by far the funniest scene in the movie Rat Race, and by posting it I just saved you from having to watch the horrible ending where Smash Mouth plays a concert. Honestly, Smash Mouth?

On this very musical Monday, two Fleshlights put on a rousing performance of Starland Vocal Band’s Afternoon Delight. What is a Fleshlight? I’m sure you can figure it out (when you’re not at work, because then you’d just get fired).

A deviant artist by the name of ’spacecoyote’ has up and drawn an anime version of the Simpsons that is sure to have you giggling with delight in no time. The piece is based on this original Simpsons image. And she’s also got an anime version of the characters in Futurama.

I’ve already posted about a bizarre NASA experiment to see the effects of drugs on spiders by viewing the webs they created. This video is about a similar experiment, brought to you by the good people at Environment Canada.

Something about this picture triggers my gag reflex. Maybe it’s the nostrils. Or the fuzzy glasses. Maybe it’s that all-too-silky goatee hair. Or maybe it’s the jealousy. Best. Haircut. 3VAR!

My strategy with hand-to-hand fighting games has always been to smash as many buttons as I can, as quickly as I can, all while acting like I know exactly what I’m doing. It’s the same strategy I use at work when sitting in front of the computer, and it has worked as well for me there as is does in this game. And that is to say very, very,very, badly.

The internet is so boring these days. Here’s the deal, you guys wake me up when someone does this without being attached to the slingshot. I’m pretty sure that without the harness and with an additional 15° to her trajectory, she could have totally cleared that mountain. And that, my friends, would have been top quality Internets content. Not this “safety first” nonsense.

It boggles my mind to think about the number of people who would have had to approve this product before it ended up in a store. Still, I can’t help but think of all of them as heroes, for this is truly the most hilarious invention of our time!

I always felt that Bruce Wayne was a little off, what with fighting crime dressed up as a giant bat and all. But it all makes sense now, he’s actually just slightly retarded.

Watching this video made me think of that guy from the Police Academy movies who could make the funny sounds with his voice. Remember that guy? He’s like totally famous now. Or living in an alley somewhere.

Morning traffic really is a chore. I was thinking of buying a Toyota Prius so that I can drive in the carpool lane, but perhaps the AARDVARK will be a little more effective for those busy early morning commutes…

This year, I’m having my taxes done by a cat accountant!

How long can you spin?

ZOMBIES COMIN’ UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW! SHOOT ‘EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT ‘EM!! HIS AXE IS ON FIRE! HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS! SHOOT ‘EM IN THE HEAD!! JUMP GYPSY, JUMP!!

I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I, your intrepid administrator, created every one of these breathtaking sand sculptures. I’m sure you’re wondering how I find the time, what with being America’s greatest surgeon and all. Well, I’m amazing!

Among the infinite earths of the DC universe, the often overlooked Earth-H was home to two brothers: Barry and Bart Allen, fathered by one Jay Garrick. During their freshman year, they shared a room with a young man by the name of Wally West. Their pet? Tic, the Hamster who Rode the Lightning.

Well, maybe I’m not. But quadruple the speed of this thing, shrink it down, and attach some kind of gunpowder propelled hook to it, and I will be!

It’s not a tumour!

In a recent interview, Tim Hardaway, one of the NBA’s best point guards in his day, let loose a barrage of shocking homophobic remarks. In a candid and emotional response, George Takei (Star Trek’s Mr. Sulu and gay rights activist), addressed Mr. Hardaway personally.

When the hard business decisions have to be made, Mounted Tiger Head can be counted on to come in and save the day!

The next time you and all 75 of your friends get together, you should have some fun, Japanese style!

You fruitcakes asked for it, and now you’ve got it: Nanaca†Crash. So pause that episode of The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and put down your Jigglypuff doll. It’s time to save the world, crazy-ass Japanese style!

Live in America? Having trouble deciding where to go for lunch? Not concerned about possible food poisoning? Then why not give the Wheel of Food a try? Just enter your zip code, the type of meal or food you’re looking for, and spin the big wheel.

If you’re a fan of the original Super Mario Bros. game and also a drummer, I recommend that you wait until you get home to watch this video. And don’t be alarmed by that tight feeling in your pants, it’s perfectly natural.

I used to have a suit like this, but every time I wore it I was savagely beaten.

This is probably what the whole Judge Dredd movie should have been like. Either that, or two of those awesome robots fighting each other Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em style for an hour and a half.

Filmed in one continuous shot, this scene took five takes to get right. I’m going to guess that in the other four takes, someone was thrown to their death.

This is what you get when you combine Pong, fluid dynamics and neon! Check out the video, and then download a free copy of the game.

You know, I wouldn’t have thought anything involving a sword could be so gay.

Most people aren’t aware that the Governator is a big fan of hippity hop, but that’s all going to change with the release of his cover of Ludacris’ Area Codes. It’s all just clicks and whistles to me though.

I hope that despite corporate America’s attempt to swindle us out of the joy of Easter, that you have all had a great holiday weekend none the less. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, watch this video and see what those Cadbury bastards have done to our Easter Creme Eggs. Way to make baby Jesus cry Cadbury!

If the kickass theme song from the Superman movies had lyrics, I’m pretty sure this is exactly how it would sound.

Who better than the three most articulate Muppets – Beaker, Animal and the Swedish Chef – to sing the beautiful Irish love song Danny Boy?

Working in advertising must be awesome these days. All you have to do is come up with the strangest thing you can imagine, and you’ve got yourself a new Starburst commercial.

David Blaine is using his demon magic to torment the same two guys in this follow up to his first web episode of David Blaine Street Magic.

P.S. This video contains some profanity. Not as much as last time.

Videogame nerds rejoice! A fellow videogame nerd who is far more nerdly than you could ever be, has created a fan video of Halo’s Master Chief fighting Samus Aran from Metroid. And it is nerd-o-riffic. I have no idea how it was done, but my guess is probably with magic or through the power of prayer. Possibly a combination of the two, and almost certainly a computer was involved.

What do you get when you combine Jason Bateman, Alyssa Milano, Mario, Luigi, a 1930s Princess Peach and Mr. Belvedere? Why a cringe inducing version of Super Mario Bros. On Ice of course!

The people running PBS are sick! I can’t believe they’re showing this to children!

Boomshine is another great suggestion from our Forums. Turn up the soothing music, click the circles, and watch them s-plode. And remember, you can never actually lose in this game, you can only quit. You’re not a quitter are you?

Don’t get excited by the name you perverts. This game has nothing to do with whipping it out and everything to do with street-fightin’, ass-whoopin’, name-takin’, and bad-spellin’. Do you have what it takes to flash harder and longer than everyone else?

M.U.G.E.N is a 2D fighting game engine apparently made of magic and powered by dreams. How else can one explain this video of Peter Griffin fighting Sakura?

Mocha the tiny hamster loves broccoli. He loves it so much that his little hamster legs shake with excitement.

The creepy guy from the Starburst Berries & Cream commercial is back, and he’s here to teach you how to tear up the dance floor, little lad style!

Ask yourself, are you ready for The MindScape? Do you have a beanbag chair? Sit in it. Do you have friends? Forget them. Alcohol? Consume it. Pants? Remove them.

Now you are ready.

I tell you, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Halo characters celebrating good times, or a group of Master Chiefs doing the chicken dance.

Don’t you know it’s weasel stomping day?

This is a police officer. This is drugs. This is a police officer on drugs.

Any questions?

If you’ve ever wondered how a computer virus attacks a network, this game is actually a 100% accurate simulation of how it is done. Although in real life the ice cannons are not quite as poweful, and the flamethrower has a slightly wider attack angle but with less range.

So did these guys think this gyration-filled rap video would make them look sexy? Because it definitely has the opposite effect. NSFW due to massive amounts of male gyration.

I know how much you kids like those new fangled video games, so I put two and two together and thought you might like this Line Rider map made to look like the first level of Super Mario Bros.

Okay, everyone all together now:

NNNNNNNNNNnnn… BRAINNNNNNNnnns…

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood is a lot more surreal than I remember it, though that probably could be said for a lot of children’s television. In this episode, Mister Rogers invites over a 12 year old neighbor to demonstrate some breakdancing, and ends up trying his hand at some waving and the moonwalk.

So you want to digitize an object but can’t afford a 3D scanner? Well thanks to Milkscanner, all you need is a webcam, Lego (for some reason) and milk! Cerealnotincluded.

Hey chief, you make body into shapes for extra excitement good times, or you splash in a pool!

Oh sure, you’re cynical and jaded, and you’ve heard the music from Super Mario Bros. played on the piano, on the guitar, and even on the drums. Nothing can impress you. But have you ever heard the music from Super Mario Bros. 2 played on the piano? Super Mario Bros. 3? Super Mario World? Prepare to be impressed Gen Yers!

This commercial raises so many questions… What would you have done? What does any of it have to do with insurance? Why do American commercials suck so badly? Where are my pants? Why is my left ear always itchy? Seriously has anyone seen my pants?

One sure-fire way to produce a hit game is to take two classic games and merge them into one. But if you want your new game to be extra awesome, then you also need to incorporate pooping. For poop makes everything better – it’s a scientific fact.

The New York Times recently did a neat photo essay comparing real-life gamers to their in-game avatars. It’s worth knowing that the next time you’re playing Lineage II and feeling all proud of yourself for chatting up some cute little number in pigtails and a miniskirt, it’s probably just Mr. Bubble-Tea over there.

There is a stinky grey coconut shaped thing inside your skull. Some people call it a “brain” although you may have heard it referred to as “the enemy of the thing in your pants” or perhaps “your greatest disapointment”. Anyways, you’re going to need it for this one…

In part two of the We’ve All Got Problems series, Simmins Dupont attempts to break his personal pogo stick record at work. Will he succeed? By the way, the creator of the video, Nathan Barnatt, is also a Littlegrey Network member, and can sometimes been seen lurking around the forums.

In order to promote the upcoming Simpsons movie, 7-Eleven has converted eleven U.S. stores (and one in Canada to be announced today) in to Kwik-E-Marts. Inside you are able to buy Buzz Cola, Squishees, Frosted KrustyO’s and Simpsons inspired donuts. 7-Eleven should just ditch their name and do this to every store.

Old school Transformers fans will no doubt notice one major character missing from the 2007 movie’s lineup: the Decepticon ‘Soundwave’. It was inevitable that a giant robot that transformed into a 1980’s cassette player would have trouble making it in the age of iTunes and mp3s. In this candid interview, Soundwave talks about what the rejection was like for him.

The character classes in World of Warcraft each have different dances, and they all take their inspiration from the real world. So if you’ve ever thought, during your sweaty Hot Pocket fuelled hours of playing, that a dance looked familiar but you couldn’t quite place it, this video has the answer you need.

This is a very cool little puzzle game that I think even the non-gamers will enjoy. All you have to do is get the bloxor into the hole. It’s sort of like golf, only with a big brick instead of a ball, and no clubs, and you don’t hit anything, you just sort of roll around. So like I said, nothing like golf.

Avatar Machine is a system which replicates the aesthetics and visuals of third person gaming, allowing the user to view themselves as a virtual character in real space via a head mounted interface.

Now you can finally hit up those parties that you were too shy to before!

O RLY?

YA RLY!!

Behold, the dancing inmates of CPDRC prison in the Philippines. Why do they dance? Because the music flows through them. They live the music. They breathe it! Also, they’re in prison and pretty bored.

I can’t promise you you’re going to ‘rock out’ when you play this, but I can promise a sharp pain behind your eyes, and possibly some bleeding out of the nose and ears. Have fun!

This makes me wish I had bought an iPhone. I could really use some sideburns.

Okay, I admit it. I posted this pretty much because of the music. Ghostbusters!

You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? Wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the beans?

PS: Who is your favorite bean?

The prank phone calls Bart Simpson made to Moe’s Tavern (as well as Moe’s responses), are like classic pieces of literature, and should be studied with equal regard alongside the works of Shakespeare and Dickens. These days, thanks to caller-id, many of you will never get to appreciate the beauty of a true prank call.

What could possibly go wrong?

Two brothers in a family of drifters. One lost forever, and one forever searching. Follow Dr. Kagamura as he discovers the truth about his brother, lost in the D-Dimension where everyone drifts all the time, and it’s impossible to drive in a straight line…

Nintendo deemed these games inappropriate for their target Wii Play audience, so we were stuck with Fishing, and Table Tennis. It’s a real shame, because WiiPii looks like fun.

From across the ocean and directly into your home, it’s Nodes, by Nodey McNodester. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. But don’t poop your pants!

I am so there.

reactable is a collaborative musical instrument operated by moving and rotating physical objects on its surface, a.k.a. the most wickedest coffee table ever.

For years I’ve been praying that someone would make a game involving a ball you move around the screen with your keyboard. WELL TODAY ALL OF OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.

Barry! What are you doing? What is wrong with you? Do not open anything else! What is that? Barry, no!

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys…
(But in Finnish.)

I generally make it a point not to argue with giant stone heads that vomit guns out of their mouths, but I think Zardoz may be a little off the mark here.

This video should please all of you cat loving dog haterz out there. Long live the great feline revolution!

What is this gorilla doing? Is it masturbating to a Phil Collins song? God I hope not.

Vacuuming is a loud, tiring and thankless task, and there’s only one thing that could possibly make it better. Wookies.

Jack Black is Computerman, and he’s just trying to compute the outside world with his best friend Eugene, whom is not a computerman.

There’s an old saying, “When life gives you lemons, smash those *#$&%s into the ground with the largest club you can find. Fill the streets with their sour citrus blood until not a single one is left whole”. Or… something like that.

Breakfast bars have always been pretty tasteless and boring, but not Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain bars. They’re like a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart!

Do you love Guitar Hero? Do your parents not love you enough to buy it for you? Well stop crying cry-baby! Now thanks to the internet you can play this two-dimensional Guitar Hero clone that features a collection of songs by people who aren’t famous!

This makes me wonder how many penises have been hidden in all the cartoons I’ve watched over the years.

Some Russian artists have created a headset that allows you to view the world like Neo from the Matrix, or like someone who has licked one toad too many.

Scaly man-fish looking for love. Likes drinking creamy Baileys from a shoe, doing watercolors, and the boat times.

Those Japanese bastards have done it again. Is nothing sacred to these animals?

The ability to set Dig Your Own Grave Favorites has now been added to your accounts. To add or remove a post from your favorites, click the little heart in the titlebar of the post. To view your favorites, click the ‘Favorites’ link at the top of the site. Today’s post will take you to my own set of favorites from over the years. Enjoy!

Physics + Balls = Edutainment.

This Garfield-esque cat hates exercise about as much as I do. I keep at it however, to keep the ladies happy.

This is a 2D version of Valve Software’s innovative game Portal. The goal of the game is to use the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device to complete a series of increasingly difficult room puzzles, all so that you can eat some delicious cake and listen to the crazy Portal song until you throw-up.

I like things with simple self-explanatory titles. Strategy Defense. It just says it all. Strategy, and defense. It’s like my name. Handsome Webmaster. Handsome Wicked-Smart Webmaster, if you count my middle name.

If this ridiculously catchy song is any indication, Halo 3 will destroy your marriage and eat your children. Not a bad deal for $60.

That’s right folks. It’s time for another Dig Your Own Grave exclusive game. I know! It’s totally crazy. We’re pooping these things out like we just ate them for breakfast. This game features some old-skool 3D vector graphics, and a pace so fast that we can actually 100% guarantee you’ll have a stroke. Enjoy!
What happened to the old highscores?

Cows, tired of being mutilated, are fighting back against their alien overlords. The fate of the planet is in their hooves.

Ever since discovering the 3D greatness that is Vector Runner, I realize you must regard any game with the term 3D in it’s title with great skepticism. However I can assure you that this game does involve a well rendered three dimensional cube, and the last version was pretty cool so you should at least give it a chance.

It’s good to have a hobby, but I think these kids should find a new one, because this is pretty fruity.

It places the ball inside the basket or else it gets the hose again.

In Crayon Physics Deluxe, the things you draw come true. It’s a lot like this academic program, except it’s actually a game and you should hopefully be able to buy it without requiring several rounds of academic funding.

Crying candies. My gosh, have you ever heard of anything so sad? Somebody give those little guys a cuddle!

Jake the dog and Pen the human attempt to rescue Princess Bubblegum from the evil Ice King with the help of Princess Bubblegum’s rainacorn.

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I wonder what they say about pasting an Indian actor’s face over top of Keanu Reeves’ then.

So as it turns out, god is a DJ. Or DJs are necromancers. Or this one is made of magic. I’m not really sure to be honest, but this short film has apparently won a lot of awards.

Or at least we can assume that, since he’s apparently taken the time to learn how to play Queen’s hit song Bohemian Rhapsody entirely with fart noises produced by his hands. If it’s god-given natural talent, well then, I apologize to you farts guy.

It’s time to put your bomb defusing skills to work. Don’t have any bomb defusing skills? Don’t worry, it’s way easier than you think. It’s actually a lot like a preschool game. Those terrorists are idiots!

Pork.

Warning: The literal interpretation of this and any other Christmas song is known by the state of California to cause the death of Eskimo brothers.

If you can’t bring the snow to the city, use an escalator.

Space, the final frontier… for cats!

What is Dick Cheney doing in there? What is he planning? Is he going to “accidentally” mistake George Bush for some quail?

Tim, like King Midas from Greek mythology, has an amazing power that is both a gift and a curse. I bet he’s tired of eating Skittles.

Admittedly, this game isn’t my #1 paddle related pastime, however it is a close second.

a) Fighter of the Night Man.
b) Champion of the sun.
c) Master of Karate and friendship for everyone.
d) All of the above.

I was originally going to call this post Fancy What’s In My Pants?, but I decided that would have been highly inappropriate for a post title. Yet somehow highly appropriate for the post content. I know you guys never even read what I write here anyways.

I’ll be honest, this game isn’t really what I had imagined when I fantasize about being a zombie. First off, armor? Second, friends? And I had imagined a lot more brain eating. Also – less talking, more groaning.

The Germans have done it again! First they gave us the master race, and now they bring us cheeseburger in a can! Whether you’re camping in the wilderness, or just a big sad weirdo, you can now enjoy this delicious(?) treat for yourself. I suggest one of our European readers orders this product, then videotapes themselves opening and eating it. I’ll post it on the site. You’ll be famous.

Life is unfair. The sooner you kids learn this, the better off you’ll be. When you get older you can expect everyday life to be exactly like this game. Well, you don’t die as much – unless you count dying on the inside.

This action thriller stars Jon Voight and Eric Roberts as two escaped skateboarding convicts trapped in a drainage tube, with no brakes and nobody driving.

Personally I shop at grocery stores where my children are unlikely to end up in homo-erotic servitude.

This original Gameboy survived a bombing during the Gulf War, and still works… if by works, you mean can be turned on and display the game. I doubt those melted buttons do anything anymore. It’s on display at the Nintendo World store in New York City.

Little known fact: 1 in 4 zombies would rather cuddle than eat brains.

PS: JUMP GYPSY, JUMP!

Every American should have the right to defend themselves. And to see things in the dark.

Straight outta MTV Japan comes a cartoon about two rabbits locked up in a Russian prison. Don’t look at me. I don’t know any more than you do.

An American Sign Language interpretation of Marilyn Manson’s This Is The New S#*t. Obviously Not Safe For Work.

I bet this guy gets all the chicks with his toucan hand.

These are the results of a Photoshop contest to create photorealistic versions of cartoon characters as they might look in our human realm. My favorite is Moe Szyslak.

I think ‘ol Bob must have been off his meds the day they taped this episode.

Weiner dog… weiner dog? Weiner dog! Weiner dog weiner dog weiner dog.

(dachshund)

Oh sure, it’s cool now, but just wait until it forms a giant solid metal spear and stabs you in the throat.

Modern Toilet is a chain of scatological-themed restaurants in Taiwan, where the patrons sit on toilets and eat off of covered sinks and bathtubs.

Nothing says Little Red Riding Hood like forest creatures with pendulous bosoms.

When Dimitri the Lover left Olga two messages on her answering machine, she clearly didn’t know what she was missing by not calling him back.

Ghosts aren’t as scary in the light, which is why I have all my rooms bathed in 15-million candlepower spotlights. Incidentally, that’s probably why I can’t see colours anymore.

I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is:

a) coated 200 mg Advil tablets.
b) more cowbell.
c) raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

You thought I was kidding about Fish Week didn’t you? Honestly I had my doubts as well, but I tell you – it doesn’t matter how crazy your dream is, with a little elbow grease and some help from your friends, anything is possible. Especially if one of your friends is the baby Jesus.

I don’t have much to say about Labor Day (except hooray!), so I’m going to return to the back-to-school theme. I realize Friday’s AddUp game might have required more effort than some were willing to give, so today you can just sit back, enjoy your holiday, and watch a groovy music video about circle math.

From the Renaissance to Impressionism to Contempory art, Star Wars improves everything it touches.

Everyone knows that inhaling helium will cause your voice to become very high. Inhaling sulfur hexafluoride on the other hand, will turn you into a demon. No, I’m serious. You literally turn into a demon.

Socotra is an archipelago of four islands off the Horn of Africa, where all the plant life looks like it was transplanted from another planet. I think they should call them the Tuber Islands.

As far as I can tell, Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is just like an episode of Family Guy, only with everything stripped out except the “it’s like the time when…” parts. So yeah, it’s awesome.

If ever a cat was going to kill you during the night, it would be this one.

While you’re wasting your time building little machines that make the pink thing go into the other pink thing, I will be using the the tools in this game to construct the ultimate virtual girlfriend. She’ll have the most beautiful eyes and be my intellectual equal in every way. Plus branches for arms and wheels for legs.

This is Loops of Zen, sequel to the lesser known but equally enjoyable game, Poops of Zen. Played by me. This morning. On the toilet.

I always face a bit of a moral quandary when I post a game involving drugs. In the end I usually dedide that it’s not my place to try and tell you whether or not I think drugs are bad. That’s something you have to decide on your own. By taking mountains of drugs. And seeing if they make you feel awesome or not.

All that’s missing is a stove for the cats to slam into.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like you to meet Meat Boy. GET IT? You see what I just did there? That is how you roll a pun my friends. Damn! I am good. Okay, nap time.

I said, take off your clothes!

I believe this dance-off actually took place.

God bless the Internet, it teaches me something new everyday. By the way, if the P-word makes you blush, you probably shouldn’t watch this. You know, the P-WORD. The peeee-nis. *blushes*

If you love trousers made of leather, or just not wearing any trousers at all, you’ll love this song. Yama yama ha.

Finally, a little game for the Emo in all of us.

If I had a Hi-Fi, I’d listen to this Weird Al song all day.

A game based on animals performing ritual suicide is great and all, but to make it really excellent there needs to be a way to make all the cats go first.

It’s the big Thanksgiving long weekend here in the US, a 4-day celebration of gorging, purchasing, and sitting in horrible traffic. And if any foreigners should ask you what the history behind the holiday is, just give them the universally accepted answer: “Ummmmm… pilgrims?”

I long for the old days of airfish travel. Those were simpler, more civilized times.

Although funny and star-studded, this may have been somewhat more useful before the election.

From the same minds that brought us the hilarious Charlie the Unicorn comes Detective Mittens, the crime solving cat. Meow meow meow meow meow.

At Jones’ Big ASS Truck Rental and Storage, Toby Jones will store anything for $10.99 a month!!!

How does it feel to be entangled… in my love?

I’ve never seen this many dolphins before, and I’ve been to Sea World.

From the creators of Charlie the Unicorn and Detective Mittens, comes a really sadistic ferret.

If there’s one thing that the internet has taught us over these past few years, it’s that it’s fun and perfectly safe to play with fire.

Main Entry: rage
Pronunciation: \ˈrāj\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin rabia, from Latin rabies rage, madness, from rabere to be mad; to be forced to wear pants

Every morning I want to wake up like this. I could do without being tickled by Hobbits, but it’s a small price to pay.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the soothing stylings of Music Catch. Enjoy it for hours with a warm cup of herbal tea and feel all your tensions slowly melt awa.. OH GOD THE BABY HAS CRAWLED OFF THE BALCONY

He ran, for the president of Iran
We ran to a tropical island

With the way this guy behaves, is it any wonder that nobody likes him and his little hat?

Finally a point-and-click adventure that doesn’t involve a supercomputer to calculate the solution by clicking every permutation of every pixel on the screen in every conceivable order just to pass the first level. Plus, it’s getting close to Halloween and this game is frightfully delicious (and magically nutritious).

Musicovery is a webradio application that lets you interactively explore music using many filters such as mood, genre, date, and energy level. If you like discovering new stuff, try unchecking the “Hit” box and check “Discovery”.

Look, I don’t want to scare any of you out there, but zombies are coming to eat your brains, and soon. Like tomorrow. Probably around 3pm. We’re planning on grabbing some Taco Bell first, so we may be a little late. Excuse me, they might be a little late. Heh.

Hurray, it’s finally here. You might have thought I was joking about what I said yesterday, but it’s actually true. I am a zombie, and I am coming by at 3pm to eat your brains. That’s 3pm PST, and make sure you’re home because I’m getting my chest waxed at 4 o’clock and those ladies get super grumpy when I’m late.

This game is pretty gross, but hey, what’s Halloween without a little blood and body parts? Why, it would be like having Christmas without snow! (and blood and body parts.)

In this game you have to try and save Sir Whitey McBlockster from a deadly pool of rising lava. It takes a combination of luck, strategy, and patience to do well, but with practice you can actually get some pretty high scores.

You’re not going to let me keep that gold, are you?

This game is, as the French say, ‘wickedly awesome’. The performance can be pretty bad, so before starting I recommend you go into the game’s configuration menu and turn motion blur and FPS Stability to OFF. Then tape a LEAVE ME ALONE note to the back of your head because you’ve got places to be (your computer) and people to see (zombies).

Y’see Theo, each Cosby’s getting worse than the last, y’see. And the thing is Rudy, it’s a lot like the movie Multiplicity, starring Michael Keaton, y’see.

PS: Who’s your favorite Cosby?

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Hell of Sand is yet another game with no point other than to waste time. It is also an oddly titled game. I would have called it Joy of Relaxing Sand. Make sure you experiment with all of the options at the bottom.

Looks like someone’s farted in the pool again, and it’s up to you to collect all those stinky bubbles before they reach the surface and distribute their noxious fumes.

I know how much you guys love your internets, so let this be a lesson to you: don’t let your monster play with your computer.

If you want to get fired from your job or be forced to attend a full day of sexual sensitivity training, then I recommend you try this at work. If you want to get arrested, then I recommend you try this in the park. (Somewhat NSFW.)

Pop open the bubbly, it’s time to celebrate! Fans of Boxhead: More Rooms are sure to enjoy ‘2Play’, the next installment in the box zombie series. And if you’re lucky enough to have a friend sitting beside you, or perhaps a conjoined twin, then you can also enjoy the new co-op and deathmatch modes!

Remember that in a job interview, not only is the company evaluating you as a potential addition to their team, but you should also be evaluating them as the right fit for your career goals. Frankly, if the next floor manager who interviews me doesn’t blow himself up with a grenade, that job can go stuff itself.

Can you solve the mysterious puzzle of Heady Steinberg? There’s a prize if you can! (The prize is hugs and cuddles.)

If I had any friends you can be sure that I would invite them over for a light switch rave! Afterwards I would probably be back to having no friends. Ah the circle of life.