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Paint Wars
categories: Games

The screenshot may look pretty, but 5 minutes in and you’ll be wishing for death. Lucky for you suicide will be difficult because the tendons in your wrist should have seized up by then.

Papa’s Taco Mia

yo quiero un burrito
este taco es muy bueno
dónde está mi quesadilla?
it’s the one semester of Spanish mexican food song.

Nortel’s Call Command
categories: Games

Oh noes! You’re the switchboard operator at a hugely important company, and the phones are ringing off the hook! And because your boss didn’t purchase Nortel’s Business Communication System, you’re pretty much going to have to cut off your eyelids just to make it through the day. BLINKING IS FAILURE.

Higher!
categories: Games

There better be a talking dog after level 12. And it better frickin’ love me even though it just met me.

Icy Candy
categories: Games

Crying candies. My gosh, have you ever heard of anything so sad? Somebody give those little guys a cuddle!

R.S.V.P
categories: Games

Bringing the F-U-N back into racial segregation!

Drunken Masters
categories: Games

It’s a little known fact that before I wrote my screenplay and became a famous website Administrator, I worked as a bartender to help make ends meet. And let me tell you – I couldn’t be happier that now I have this awesome game to remind me of those horrible, horrible times.

ADDiction
categories: Games

How are y’all enjoying your summer holidays? I got a little something for you here, since I thought you might be missing your maths.

Magnet Towers
categories: Games

Going back to yesterday’s discussion about RPGs, I will say they do have one common upside – no techno soundtracks.

Leaf Blight
categories: Games

Trees. For centuries, man’s most hated enemy. A day has never passed in my entire life where I haven’t fallen to my knees and prayed for the end of their retched race.

Color Shift
categories: Games

I like the pretty colors, but the only circuits I’ll be completing today are in my Scuderia Ferrari F2007.

Amateur Surgeon
categories: Games

Just remember… it’s never lupus.

Fat Slice
categories: Games

I’d like to order a fat slice of love. Double cheese and extra-saucy please.

Vending Machine Champ
categories: Games

One day they won’t be called vending machines anymore. They will be called REPLICATORS, and cruiseships will be called starships and everyone will wear tights. Everyday will be a new and exciting adventure, except for days in the holodeck. Those will be kind of boring.

Semantic Wars
categories: Games

Now now everybody – let’s not get bogged down in semantics. Oh wait, that’s exactly what we’re going to do.

Cannon Bods
categories: Games

If you were a pirate and you ran out of cannonballs for your cannon, what would you do? That’s right, you’d start firing your pirate buddies out of your cannon instead. Because you are a pirate, and you are so crazy-out-of-your-mind that it’s awesome. If you were a ninja you’d probably just cry.

Dolphin Cup
categories: Games

You thought I was kidding about Fish Week didn’t you? Honestly I had my doubts as well, but I tell you – it doesn’t matter how crazy your dream is, with a little elbow grease and some help from your friends, anything is possible. Especially if one of your friends is the baby Jesus.

Pio Pio
categories: Games

Well you have to hand it to the Japanese. They may be weird, but they sure know how to come up with original game ideas. And awkward toilets. And poodle-human exercise videos. And eyelid glue. And creepy cartoon pornography. Oh I could go on and on and on…