This is kind of like the anti-Guitar Hero. Lots of work involved, and even when you get it right it still sounds wrong. Good times my friends. Good times.

So as it turns out, god is a DJ. Or DJs are necromancers. Or this one is made of magic. I’m not really sure to be honest, but this short film has apparently won a lot of awards.

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I wonder what they say about pasting an Indian actor’s face over top of Keanu Reeves’ then.

Do you like the brain puzzles? Are you obsessive compulsive? Do you need to do anything today other than sit in front of the computer until your butt goes numb? If you answered yes to all of these questions, do NOT click the link.

Warning: The literal interpretation of this and any other Christmas song is known by the state of California to cause the death of Eskimo brothers.

It’s the day after Thanksgiving, and most Americans, after a day of nothing but eating and watching football, will now be the shape of this boy. They too will probably require motorized transport in order to get around. I just hope they’re better at it than this guy.

The directions for this game are a bit complicated, so read carefully: CLUB SMASH, CLUB SMASH HEAD. SMASH GOOD. Spacebar will pause the game, and SMASH GOOD, OG LOVE SMASH.

Halloween is a great time of year to scare the crap out of your friends… because you actually hate them and they’re not really your friends.

Rocky’s back, and no I’m not talking about the newest Rocky movie starring a 100 year old Sylvester Stallone. This Rocky fights for America’s heart by being a public nuisance.

This is a 2D version of Valve Software’s innovative game Portal. The goal of the game is to use the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device to complete a series of increasingly difficult room puzzles, all so that you can eat some delicious cake and listen to the crazy Portal song until you throw-up.

This is a very cool little puzzle game that I think even the non-gamers will enjoy. All you have to do is get the bloxor into the hole. It’s sort of like golf, only with a big brick instead of a ball, and no clubs, and you don’t hit anything, you just sort of roll around. So like I said, nothing like golf.

One day our pets will learn that the only reason we like dressing them up so much is because they look so humiliated when we do it. Bottom line – dress them up as much as you can now, before they figure it out.

You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? Wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the beans?

PS: Who is your favorite bean?

Nintendo deemed these games inappropriate for their target Wii Play audience, so we were stuck with Fishing, and Table Tennis. It’s a real shame, because WiiPii looks like fun.

You need a dinette set? A new bedroom? Why go to a furniture superstore when you can go to the Montgomery flea market? It’s just like, it’s just like, a mini mall. A mini mall.

From across the ocean and directly into your home, it’s Nodes, by Nodey McNodester. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. But don’t poop your pants!

I am so there.

In this game you have to try and save Sir Whitey McBlockster from a deadly pool of rising lava. It takes a combination of luck, strategy, and patience to do well, but with practice you can actually get some pretty high scores.

You’re not going to let me keep that gold, are you?

The time has come again my friends. It’s time to whoop some stickman ass. These dudes went and shot down the Chickencopter! Nobody shoots down the Chickencopter and gets away with it.

Quackers the S*?#” Eating Duck has rocketed to stardom after appearing on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, and is starring in his own sitcom as well as an action movie. How about giving me a taste Quackers? Of the fame, not of the… you know.