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What does the fox say?
categories: Funny, Music, Videos
Papa’s Cupcakeria
categories: Games

What’s next? Papa’s Methlaberia? Just think about it, it would be awesome.

Handless Millionaire: Season 2
categories: Games

Being handless would not be so bad. You can pretty much learn to use your feet for anything, and there’s nothing your hands can reach that your feet can’t, except for maybe… you know… actually not having hands would suck.

Stoopidtall 14ft Bike
categories: Crazy, Videos

For those of your who wondered what it’s like to ride a bike two storeys in the air.

Slice The Box
categories: Games

So you think cutting cardboard boxes is boring, huh? When I was a kid we were polishing shoes for fun. Cutting boxes meant it was either Christmas Day, or your parents just sent your dog to live on a farm.

Mad Burger
categories: Games

ProTip: When your meat needs a boost, squirt a little special sauce on your buns. What are we talking about again?

Resort Empire
categories: Games

I too am the owner of a resort empire. Technically it’s for cats. And technically it’s just my apartment, but they are treated like royalty, and I in turn am treated like an underpaid chamber maid.

Give Up
categories: Games

A game about failure and regret, you say? Well slap my face and call me Zsa Zsa- it’s my biography!

Kyoto University’s Yoshida-ryo Dorms
categories: Crazy, Geeky

I usually avoid posting things that have words, but this was too fascinating to resist. Check out the dorms you can squat in for less than $30 a month.

Defend Your Nuts 2
categories: Games

When push comes to shove, I always defend my nuts before anything else. I can recover from an intracranial hemorrhage (more or less), but we all know the future of humanity is questionable without my genetic material in the pool.

Eagle Steals Child
categories: Crazy, Videos

This is footage of a giant eagle trying to eat a baby on top of Mont-Royal in Montreal, Quebec. Luckily the baby was too fat.

Sushi Cat 2 The Great Purrade
categories: Games

If I had a wife, I’d never lose her. That’s what triple layer titanium doors with a DNA scanning verification system are for.

Teale Fristoe’s Corporate America
categories: Misc

Longtime DYOG friend Teale Fristoe, the creator of Arachnophilia, As I Lay Dying!, and Xaat Disi, is raising money on Kickstarter to fund his latest project: a political satire board game called Corporate America. If you’re a fan of Teale’s online games, head on over to Kickstarter to check it out and show your support!

Cat Crash Testing
categories: Cute, Videos

Oh, the humanity! I can’t look away, ladies and gentlemen. It’s a mass of adorable, furry wreckage.

Hot Girl Song

Being free from the tyranny of my pants means I don’t have this problem.

Call Me Maybe…Or Not.
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

As a man of science, I always wondered how many penises you have to edit out of… lets say an hour of raw chatroulette video material in order to get those three penis-free minutes.

Zero Gravity Frog
categories: Crazy, Videos

Zero gravity must be pretty hard to comprehend for a frog.

categories: Games

If anyone out there thinks I have an easy job, I challenge you think of a single funny thing to say about hue and bricks. Suggestions containing anything to do with the size of my mamma’s huebrix will be immediately disqualified.

Sticky Linky
categories: Games

I don’t know what a Sticky Linky is, but if it’s anything like a Stinky Dinky I don’t want anything to do with it. And neither does anyone else.

Plasma Pong

This is what you get when you combine Pong, fluid dynamics and neon! Check out the video, and then download a free copy of the game.

The Japanese have no respect for normal sized fast food.
categories: Crazy, Videos

The Japanese are back with more tiny food you make from powder.

Epic Stand
categories: Games

Personally I’m going to sit this one out and wait for the sequel: Epic One Night Stand. I hear they replace the wizard with a double-jointed stripper from Sweden.

Keith Apicary Auditions for a Kimberly Cole Video
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

WARNING: This is pretty sexual!

Papa’s Taco Mia

yo quiero un burrito
este taco es muy bueno
dónde está mi quesadilla?
it’s the one semester of Spanish mexican food song.

Papa’s Pancakeria
categories: Games

I’m holding out for the bachelor’s edition of Papa’s Pizzeria. It’s going to be called Papa’s Leftoveria, and will involve squeezing the last ketchup out of the bottle onto a cup of microwaved Ramen Noodles.

categories: Games

Welcome to the offices of Gung-Ho Ltd., a company where subordinate workers slave 14 hours a day to assemble plastic products with badly spelled labels. If this game hits a little too close to home, I apologize. If you’re still in school, well… welcome to your future!

categories: Games

This game is not Pacman. It is something far better. It is Pacxon. Do not play Pacxon if you are sensitive to or have ever had an allergic reaction to it. Do not play Pacxon for at least 14 days after taking a monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAO inhibitor) such as the antidepressants Nardil and Parnate. Pacxon and MAO inhibitors may interact to cause a sharp, potentially life-threatening rise in blood pressure.

English Bulldog Puppies Trying to Walk
categories: Cute, Videos

If I had carpet like that I’d spend the day dragging my naked torso around the floor as well.

Cuboy: Cubeture 2
categories: Games

I knew this game was going to make me laugh as soon as it allowed me to spit on tiny flying cube babies while it was loading. It’s probably one of the most common indicators of a humorous game.

Hordes Of Hordes
categories: Games

Can’t write much today folks, my pet ocelot Sir Lancelot chased another hooker up into the attic.

categories: Games

Once again I present to you a game from the developers of the classic Don’t S**t Your Pants, and once again there is a serious deficit of both s**t and pants. I’m thinking of writing these guys a sulky email and attaching an audio file containing 45 minutes of me whimpering.