Help the poor little boneless man avoid the metal spikes raining down from the sky! I was able to dodge 135. Coincidentally that is the same number of pushups I do every morning. Right before I head off to male supermodel school. Just some little facts I thought you might be interested in… *cough* ladies.

Grand Pappy Amos used to say the only good pigeon is a dead pigeon. He may not have been right about the whole “master race” business, but I think he was right about that.