If I were a zombie I wouldn’t bother running around trying to bite people in order to spread my undead infection. Instead, I would setup beside the road on days of large marathons and hand out water to runners from a barrel infected with my zombie saliva. See? Even dead I’m still brilliant.

This is not unlike a little game I play every morning called ‘Wake Up the Admin’. My particular version involves multiple alarm clocks hidden around the bedroom and typically ends in complete failure. Maybe I need to try something using planks of wood and physics puzzles?

In Soviet Russia, game plays you!

In the spring of 1999, the Family Learning Channel commissioned animator Don Hertzfeldt to produce promotional segments for their network. The cartoons were completed in five weeks. The Family Learning Channel rejected all of them upon review, and they were never aired…