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Pickies
Pickies

They may look like cute little stuffed animals, but when I think of Pickies all I can see is a jar full of scabs with with the label pIckIeZ scotch taped to it. Don’t ask. You don’t want to know.

Pandemic II
Pandemic II

I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is:

a) coated 200 mg Advil tablets.
b) more cowbell.
c) raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Arachnophilia: The Spider Web Game
Arachnophilia: The Spider Web Game

Tired of boring, predictable games? Has the same-old-same-old got you down? Well rejoice, for the next Dig Your Own Grave exclusive has arrived! I am so here for you fruitcakes. I am your pusher. I am your fat sweaty sugar daddy. I am the cushion for your pushin. I… might have crossed the line with that last one.

Simon
Simon

This game has haunted me since I was a child. That sound it makes when you lose is the sound of all my life’s failures rolled into one gut-wrenching mechanical groan of disapointment. BWRAAAAAWRR(you’re dumb)RRRRR(you’re a failure)RRRRR(stupid)RRR……

Shields of Gemland
Shields of Gemland

My least favorite part is getting smothered by the balls.

Bubble Pop
Bubble Pop

A new day is dawning on The Great Fish Week of 2008. We’ve nearly reached the end, and I tell you I couldn’t be more excited. In celebration, I’ll be shoving a live trout down my trousers, and I suggest you do the same. It’s delightful!

Cat Vacation
Cat Vacation

How dare Mr. Hand interrupt Mr. Whiskers while he packs for his vacation to Disneyland.

Cat Elevator
Cat Elevator

omg I want a cat elevator

Amateur Surgeon
Amateur Surgeon

Just remember… it’s never lupus.