I wasn’t very good at this game at first, but then I just made believe the city was Oakland. Submit your score in millions (ie: if you score 23,567 million, enter your score as 23567).

It actually takes very little to raise a dragon. Just leave it in a room with some canned ravioli, toilet paper, and a television. It will turn out fine – just like me. Now if you’ll excuse me, my Hannah Montana torrent is almost done and I need to get into my polar bear suit before I can watch.

My dad once told me that one day I’d find my own “cursed treasure”. He said it’s also called “a loveless marriage”. Then he started singing jazz standards to the dog and threw up in the ash tray (he only throws up when he drinks the cheap scotch).

This game reminds me of a dream I had when I was 14. It involved me developing the ability to fly, Eddie Van Halen giving me his guitar, winning the lottery, and my Samantha Fox poster coming to life.

Maybe the sketch artist had a half day.

I also hate drama, pants, cold fingers, and smelly towels.

Peter sings Cleveland a song to comfort him after his wife had an affair and subsequently left him.

One of the coolest art websites I’ve seen. There’s lots to explore and the art is great… but avoid the photos section (trust me).

From the creators of Charlie the Unicorn and Detective Mittens, comes a really sadistic ferret.

My apartment. The final frontier. These are the voyages of my only partially clothed body. It’s continuing mission: to seek out tivo remote batteries and mold-free leftovers – to boldly waste life like no one has done before!

Every once and a while a game comes along that really pushes the limits of… my html layouts. I’m serious, this thing is frickin’ wide.

omg I want a cat elevator

Power Wheels are some of the most ostentatious and useless toys around… until you put a gasoline motor in them.

Can Charlie save the future, all the while declining the advances of a particularly possessive starfish?

Kanye West realizes what he really is, and goes home to the sea.

This reminds me of a waterpark I went to as a kid, only this looks less scary.

British comedy duo Mitchell & Webb ask the question at least some SS soldiers must have been wondering.

What would it really be like if toys came to life? Not pleasant.

(NSFW because of swearing)

Every year in Gloucestershire England, people hurl themselves down a very steep hill in pursuit of a cheese wheel. And once we have nationalized health care over here, we’ll be able to have the same sort of wacky competitions.

You’ve got to be a pretty awful person to humiliate your friend on national TV over the cost of a new toilet, but at least it makes for good television.

Add a 2700 horsepower jet engine to a Ford F-150 pickup truck and you get… a still slow pickup truck.

He should have invested in some gloves… and an extra face.

(Mild) Animal (cat) cruelty is hilarious.

You may enjoy spending your Easter holiday killing bunnies, but I can assure you that these guys do not approve.

Do you know what else I love? Papercuts. I love them.

Dig Your Own Grave would like to make it very clear that we feel suicide is no laughing matter. Unless a clown is committing suicide. Those big shoes are hilarious.

For the scores, enter a time of 04:35:853 as 4.35853.

I’ve mentioned before that I’m not a big fan of fantasy RPGs, but I heard this one is pretty fun. Honestly I couldn’t get very far into it, as soon as I saw the anime-eyed pirate fighting the puffy cat cloud my gaydar exploded.

 Stay on target!

I’ve played this game for a while now and although I have seen many many booms I have not seen a single vector. As an experienced game developer I would like to recommend some names that might be a bit more appropriate – for instance, just “Boom”, or “Space Boom”, or maybe “Vince Shlomi and the Sham Wows”.

This game is purdy, unlike your comments, which will still be plain and anonymous looking because I haven’t fixed that bug yet. I’d get to it sooner, but this lack of fruit baskets is really affecting my productivity.

Ah, it’s time for another good paddling! I’ll bend ov… I mean, I’ll go get my optical mouse.

I wonder what an actual ninja brawl would sound like. Probably like old ladies whispering.

After their last epic breast – sorry, quest – our heroes struggle to rebuild their devastated world. But behind the scenes an ambitious man gathers an army of breasts and machines, rampaging across… wait, beasts and machines. Not wanting to allow these jugs – thugs – to… you know, just nevermind.

The National Safety Council has put together a very useful document providing you with the odds that you will die from all manner of deadly incidents. For example, in your lifetime you have a one in 5,766 chance of dying from ‘slipping, tripping, or stumbling’. Keep that in mind the next time you get up to go to the bathroom.