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The Vader Sessions
categories: Funny, Videos

“The quickest way to get a woman in bed is to first get her clothes off and get her to take a bath. Whether she needs it or not. That’s romantic. Bubbles in your bathtub.”

Darth Vader, The Vader Sessions

Tuttle Gets Hacked
categories: Funny, Geeky

The city manager of Tuttle Oklahoma is convinced that the creators of CentOS (a free Linux distribution) have hacked the city’s web server, and he’s taking this all the way to the top! Read along with this hilarious email conversation (if you’re a geek and like that sort of thing- I only like beauitiful models).

God Help Us All

Now hold up a minute here… Am I the only person who watches Battlestar Galactica? Does anyone remember a little movie called ‘The Terminator’? Human robots = bad idea. Honestly I don’t know why we’re so worried about the terrorists. We need to invade Japan.

Grad School Scam
categories: Funny, Videos

Don’t fall for the Scientology of education.

Creepy Pencil Face
categories: Crazy, Videos

He’ll help you draw, he’ll help you erase; waste not want not…he’s Pencil Face.

German Workplace Safety Video
categories: Funny, Videos

Meet Klaus. He drives a forklift… badly.

Chris Brown Fights Female Crime

This cartoon is actually kind of brutal, but that’s probably because Chris Brown, you know, beats women.

Submerged Trucks? It’s the Army, bro.

They go from badass to retarded pretty quickly.

Happy Earth Day

Now let’s celebrate mother nature in all her majest… What? What the #@*% is Labour Day?

Devil’s Flower Mantis

I’m not up on my entomology, but I’m pretty sure these things eat your dreams while you’re sleeping.

Belanie Is Not To Be Trusted
categories: Funny, Videos

Who hasn’t made a series of angry, swearing filled videos to win back an ex girlfriend?

Grandma has a what?

I’m going to open an Italian restaurant one day and I’m going to call it… well, you’ll see.

You Are Not a Photographer
categories: Pics

“You are not a photographer” and “You are not a model” are statements that college aged males should utter more often.

categories: Geeky

For those of you who never got to experience the blissful sound of a dial-up modem connecting, this site will allow you to live the late 90s through the magic of terrible human impressions.

No No No Cat

NONONO what is he so NONONONO afraid of?

Seal Hug
categories: Cute, Videos

What an adorable way to be crushed to death.

The Japanese have no respect for non fatal game shows.

So… did she just die?

categories: Crazy, Videos

I need to refine my earlier prediction. Twenty years from now, humans will be running down rubble strewn alleys away from these things riding those other things.

World’s Furriest Kitten
categories: Cute, Videos

It’s like a real life Pokemon.

Sand and Sound Waves
categories: Geeky, Videos

You’re going to want to turn your speaks down for this one… unless you’re awesome!

Cheeky Deer Steals Wife

To be honest, I’m not sure I could say anything funnier than the comments that are already under the video.

Petting Owls
categories: Cute, Videos

Forget dogs and cats. I’m all about owls now.

Green is Not a Creative Color
categories: Crazy, Videos

It looks like it’s for children, but this video takes a turn for the insane somewhere along the way.

Autistic News Reporter Captivated by Prison Routines

The Onion News Network’s Micheal Faulk discovers that prison may not be as bad as it sounds.

What Scientologists Are Saying About Scientology
categories: Funny, Videos

Because of this NSFW commercial, I am now a Scientologist.

Back to the Future
categories: Videos

Don’t these kids know they’re breaking the Temporal Prime Directive?

Staring Panda
categories: Cute, Videos

I wonder if giant pandas ever rip off people’s heads and eat them whole.

Christian Humps

God’s hump, his hump, his hump, his lovely lady lumps.

Goths Up Trees
categories: Funny, Pics

Someone call the fire department.

Sauna Pants

They should call these Orange Diaper Mold Pants.

Newt Gingrich Wants to Live on the Moon

It’s a shame Newt Gingrich had to be the one to bring it up, because a moon base would be pretty awesome.

Lego Captain America

Lego hasn’t been this violent since The Silence of the Lambs musical.

Seven Things We’re All Doing Wrong
categories: Geeky

You can take my tall toilet when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Anti-Gravity Magnets
categories: Geeky, Videos

How does this work? Better ask some Juggalos.

Baby Elephant Can’t Figure Out Kiddie Pool
categories: Cute, Videos

That’s okay baby elephant – I’m much older than you are and I still haven’t figured out those things. Or how to set up my VCR to record Friends at 3am.

Indian Street Dentists

I should have gotten my wisdom teeth removed in Jaipur.

Frankenstein Cat

It will be the best one second of your life.

Hot Girl Song

Being free from the tyranny of my pants means I don’t have this problem.

Soda Pop Store
categories: Crazy, Videos

I had no idea there were this many different kinds of soda.

Dancing Squid Bowl

Just add soy sauce.

Nobody Expects Space Potatoes
categories: Funny, Videos

Barry! What are you doing? What is wrong with you? Do not open anything else! What is that? Barry, no!

The Whitest Kids U’Know for Senate

Finally, an honest politician. I wonder if he knows how to spell potato.

I’m going to grape you in the mouth!
categories: Funny, Videos

You kids look like you could use a delicious fruity beverage and some Space Potatoes.

Ken Jeong Explains the New CPR

Bam! I just saved your dad’s life.

3D Video Projection on Prague Clock Tower
categories: Art, Videos

I predict that in the future everyone will live in 3D projections on buildings.

categories: Games

Just when you thought nothing could ever make you feel as motorically challenged as QWOP, they decided to make GIRP.

Beaver Disgusted by Skunk
categories: Cute, Funny, Videos

This makes me laugh every time!

Literally Ubelievable
categories: Funny

People on Facebook who think The Onion is real.

Michael Bolton Sings About Pirates of the Caribbean
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

TIL that Captain Jack Sparrow is the Jester of Tortuga. Hilariously NSFW.

How to Stop Cats from Peeing on Your Car
categories: Funny, Videos

Blacky McLaser-Eyes and B-boy Cat finally get their comeuppance.

Don’t Tease My Dog
categories: Cute, Funny, Videos

Just give him some damn maple bacon!

Slow Motion Jello Cubes

I made a video like this once, but it turned out to be just slow motion footage of me eating Jell-O.

Micheal Faulk: Autistic News Reporter

Micheal Faulk digs deep into the minutia that other reporters without neural development issues would be too professional to talk about.

Giant Lego Machine
categories: Geeky, Videos

Why? Because the Lego was there.

Otomata Generative Sequencer
categories: Geeky, Music

Hocus pocus you’re an even better musician.

Abnormal Gait Rap Dance
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

Now you’re all going to hell too. (Music is slightly NSFW.)

ToneMatrix Synthesizer
categories: Geeky, Music

Abracadabra you’re a musician.

Turtle or Tortoise Song

Whether it’s a turtle or a tortoise, this is their king.

How to Urinate in Public
categories: Funny, Videos

We’ve already learned how to defend ourselves from an armed attacker, so now it’s time to learn the second most important thing for a man to know. How to pee in public.

Justin Bieber and Slipknot Mashup
categories: Music, Videos

This song is like the Defensor of songs.

The Tortoise and the Hippo: Where Are They Now?

It’s been one year since Owen the baby hippo got swept away by the tsunami waves and washed straight into the arms(?) of Mzee the century-old tortoise. Let’s see how they’ve been doing. Sit back and get ready to be sucker-punched by the iron fist of cuteness.

Giant Tortoise Adopts Baby Hippo
categories: Articles, Cute, Pics

This story is kinda old, but I’m sure there’s a few people out there who haven’t seen it. And the pictures are enough to make grown men coddle their computer monitors and coo like babies, and that sort of power should not be kept under wraps.

Robot Bird
categories: Geeky, Videos

And it’s not that golden owl from Clash of the Titans.

Giant Snowman Slide
categories: Crazy, Videos

This awesome slide almost makes me wish it was still winter. Almost.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Again

Now we know three people who don’t have a future in broadcasting.

Tilt-Shift Miniature Faking
categories: Pics

Believe it or not, all of these photos are of real, life-size objects and locations. They have been made to appear like miniature models through the process of tilt-shift miniature faking.

Capybara Spa
categories: Cute, Videos

These capybaras live a better life than all of us.

Spitfire: 1940
categories: Games

Little Known Fact: my grandfather was actually a Supermarine Spitfire pilot during WW2. Unfortunately he was dishonorably discharged for reasons that are still unclear to me. Maybe getting drunk on homemade scotch and wing-surfing naked during combat was frowned upon by the RAF?

NASA Honeyfuggling America With Nonsense Space Dreams

Apparently (the NSFW) Joad Cressbeckler doesn’t think that the Larry King Simulator was worth the money.

categories: Funny, Videos

I think we all hate these types of people, along with customers-only washroom policies.

Carry On Wayward Organist

This a 10 year old girl rocking out on an electronic organ, which is an instrument I only just learned existed.

I Am An Insane Rogue AI
categories: Games

I for one welcome the inevitable Robocalypse. It can only mean faster download speeds and more Wi-Fi hotspots for me to update my Facebook status and tweet about changes to my body caused by nuclear fallout.

Underwater Hunting Without Oxygen

I once swam the length of my pool underwater… twice!

GTA 4 Flying Cars

Bam! You’ve just learned what a world with inverse friction cars would be like.

Brutally Honest Best Man
categories: Funny, Videos

Mitchell and Webb are back with their take on those polite lies we say to people we care about.

Tesla Death Ray
categories: Games

When I was young I wanted to grow up to be just like the brilliant inventor Nikola Tesla. I partially succeeded – I am a paranoid germaphobe, with obsessive compulsive disorder and a fear of being touched by women. The only thing missing is the brilliance.

Fat Cat Hates Dieting

And is hungry. So very, very hungry.

Xbox Kinect Controlled Robot
categories: Crazy, Geeky, Videos

The Japanese would crush us underfoot with their remote control giant robot technology, but their late 90’s webcam quality video is too grainy.


Shortly after I broke my personal record for the longest time sitting on the couch without getting up (84 hours), I developed something my doctor referred to as “Nuclearoids”. Basically it’s a hemorrhoid that evolves to the point where it can reproduce asexually and forge medieval era weapons.

categories: Art, Crazy, Videos

It’s only the beginning of 2011 and yet I think this urban exploration video is already a contender for best of the year.

Snow Storm Timelapse
categories: Crazy, Videos

If anyone needs me, I’ll be on vacation in a volcano.

Homemade Trailer Wheel

It’s not so much a wheel as it is a tree. It is also the glorious creation of a modern day mad scientist.

Playing Ladybug
categories: Cute, Videos

Okay, so maybe it’s trying to eat and failing, but still… cute!

Minty the Candy Cane from Conan
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

It’s becoming evident
He landed in excrement
But never fear ’cause Minty’s here
To make Christmas excellent!

He Didn’t Start the Fire
categories: Funny, Videos

No wait, he probably did. Yeah, he definitely did.

Animals Are Weird

I’m going to cover myself in angora rabbits.

How to Bathe Your Cat

Some helpful tips for those of you that don’t have your own personal PetSpas.

The Future is FARTS
categories: Geeky

The future is going to hang on whether or not businesses will be able to convince you to pay money for things you can otherwise get for free.

Tourettes R.E.M.

This very NSFW version of Losing My Religion, performed by a Michael Stipe lookalike with Tourettes, is quite possibly better than the original.

Transforming a Carrot in to a Clarinet

This guy can play the carrot better than you can play the clarinet.

Mimic Octopus

If there were land octopuses we’d all be dead. Dead I tell you!

The Silver Fox Experiment
categories: Geeky, Videos

The Russians have been domesticating Silver Foxes for over 50 years, and now I want one.

Octopus Camouflage
categories: Geeky, Videos

Cooler than cats and cuter than puppies, it’s everyone’s favorite pet the octopus. Witness here it’s awesome camouflaging abilities; guaranteed to be the coolest thing you’ll see all day. Believe it, or he’ll squirt you with ink!

Elect Ed Ward Sim City Mayor

I for one appreciate Ed’s honesty. I’m voting for him and Clint Webb this November.

MacGyver Milling Machine
categories: Geeky, Videos

This milling machine has been programmed to play the MacGyver theme, making it the greatest milling machine ever.

Part Anime Guy

I just saved you all from having to go on an expensive trip to Japan, where they don’t have any respect for normal sized eyeballs. Of course they do have those beer vending machines… I need to call a travel agent.

Nicolas Cage is Not Selective.

I guess that explains The Wicker Man.

I Totally Get the Tea Party Now

To think that all it took was Asians and computer animation.

Thunder Busters
categories: Music, Videos

The greatest song of all time mashed up with some sort of weird Australian shouty music.

The Schwarzenegger Conspiracy
categories: Funny, Videos

Wait, is this still going on? I guess that explains the move in to politics.

Inception Trailer Acapella
Amazing Race… to the hospital
categories: Crazy, Funny, Videos

Now that’s what I’d call a watermelon facial.

Viva la Llamalution!

Carl’s bloodlust grows stronger every year, but I do have to agree with him on the subject of orphan meat. It’s the Cadillac of meats.

Crush a Dove
categories: Funny, Videos

See you guys this Saturday!

categories: Funny, Videos

What do a hunter and a vicious black bear have to do with white-out? I still don’t know the answer.

11 Pounds of Nutella
categories: Crazy

cynnicysm has been plagued with death threats ever since he discovered, and subsequently hoarded the nation’s supply of giant Nutella jars. Thankfully Amazon has averted his kidnapping and murder by a mysterious pantsless man, and now everyone can have enough Nutella to smother a large cat.


WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? *sobbing*

Steve Carrell on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

Between Two Ferns is the greatest NSFW talk show of our times.

The Japanese have no respect for glass balls.

Is that you Japanese God? It’s me, Admin.

Angry Asian Carrie Underwood Karaoke

I think Mr. Wong does the song’s lyrics more justice than the original.

A380 Contrails
categories: Videos

This awesome video of an Airbus A380 was taken from the cockpit of a 747 flying above it.

Chubby Marmot Eats a Graham Cracker
categories: Cute, Videos

Marmots: The only mammal that looks cuter the fatter it gets.

Batman Lost in Translation
categories: Funny, Pics

Oh, so that was the story of Batman Begins. I must have blacked out in the theater.

Antoine Dodson Bed Intruder Song
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

He’s climbin in your windows
He’s snatchin your people up
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife

Don’t stop ’til You Get Enough Acoustic Guitars
categories: Music, Videos

Michael Jackson would have loved this kid’s talent… and then he would have gotten him drunk on wine.

Magical Mysteries
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

Saturday Night Live parodies Insane Clown Posse’s horrible abortion of a song.

Urban Sprinting
categories: Funny, Videos

I’m impressed that mall security guards in England don’t need Rascal scooters.

Ghost Fleet
categories: Geeky, Videos

Hundreds of cargo ships wait empty off the coast of Malaysia for an improvement to the global economy, or for the arrival of their ghost pirate crews, whichever happens first.

Happy Easter!
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

Remember – the baby Jesus may love you, but not everyone does.

What’s that beeping sound?
categories: Crazy, Videos

I’ll give you a hint. It means you’re about to need a new plane.

Acrylic Paintings in Real Life
categories: Art, Pics

Alexa Meade paints people so that they appear as if they have just walked out of an acrylic painting. She then further confuses the senses by lacing the town’s water supply with acid.

Scrubbing Bubbles Are Perverts
categories: Funny, Videos

Loofah, loofah, loofah!

Speed Riding
categories: Crazy, Videos

Speed Riding is the combination of paragliding and skiing. They should have called it Urine Pants Skiing.

Petey Greene – Watermelon Aficionado
categories: Crazy, Funny, Videos

An impassioned plea to put a twang of salt on your sweet melon. Just a twang!

Melanin Man

Wilbur Sargunaraj reminds us not to treat people with suspicion just because they’re brown.

I’m a demon!
categories: Funny, Videos

Lazy Horse Mattress is the best in town.

Ke$ha + Star Wars

Clearly, Ke$ha’s Tik Tok is the song of the century!

Smells Like Figure Skating
categories: Crazy, Videos

A mulatto
An albino
A triple axel
My zamboni

Nintendo is a Bad Seed
categories: Funny, Geeky, Videos

As this commercial clearly demonstrates.

Fire Festivals
categories: Pics

Can you imagine if you tried to get a permit to do this in North America? They’d make you use red and orange paper streamers and some fans.

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
categories: Funny, Videos

He’s on a horse.

categories: Videos

For when you’ve almost stopped trying.

Carpet Monkey Loves to Shoot Down High Prices
categories: Funny, Videos

Why oh why did they give the monkey a loaded gun?

Japanese Giant Salamander
categories: Crazy, Videos

If this wasn’t a National Geographic video, I would assume this was some sort of internet prank. But no, the giant salamander is real, and it will kill you in your dreams.

Usher Goat
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

Finally, R&B is tolerable. Thank you barnyard animal.

The Return of Karl
categories: Funny, Videos

He’s still got his hat… and his taste for murder.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace – A Review (Part 4)
categories: Funny, Geeky, Videos

Prepare for Jedis, excitement and competent storytelling. Oh… wait.. no.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace – A Review (Part 3)
categories: Funny, Geeky, Videos

Fact: Qui-Gon was always drinking gin. This made him a terrible Jedi.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace – A Review (Part 2)
categories: Funny, Geeky, Videos

I said be quiet, I’m making my Youtube Star Wars review!

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace – A Review (Part 1)
categories: Funny, Geeky, Videos

For the next seven days I will be posting a segment from this hilarious, ultimate review of The Phantom Menace. It’s a Christmas miracle!

Oh, and don’t go peeking ahead. You’ll just spoil your supper.

Stephen Colbert Acts Out Nuclear Explosion
categories: Funny, Videos

Finally, once and for all, Stephen Colbert has proven that nuclear bombs are awesome.

Paul Wants a Cracker
categories: Funny, Videos

And who can blame him? They’re delicious.

The Box Parody
categories: Funny, Videos

If you view this video, someone, somewhere in the world who you don’t know, will die.

Bolivian Police Always Get Their Man
categories: Funny, Videos

Maybe the sketch artist had a half day.

Shaolin Monk Balances on Two Fingers
categories: Crazy, Videos

Okay okay, but can he balance on his… forget it, he probably can.

Ninja Cat 2: The Return
categories: Cute, Videos

So that’s how he does it.

Baby Otter
categories: Cute, Videos

Otters are the new purse poodle.

The Gun Game
categories: Games

Finally, a game perfectly suited for the youth of today. Although Oakland kids might have an unfair advantage.

The Water Drop Bounce
categories: Geeky, Videos

Everything’s cooler in sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow motioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

24 Hour News Networks Will Be the Death of Us All
categories: Videos

Yeah, I’d say this is pretty accurate.

Vegetarians ARE Annoying
categories: Funny, Videos

Not so fun when the shoe’s on the other foot, is it jerks?

The Professor Brothers – Sodom & Gomorrah
categories: Funny, Videos

Genesis 19: Total insanity.

(NSFW because of swearing)

Phage Wars 2
categories: Games

This game requires Flash Player 10. A lot of them do now. Maybe it’s time to update.

categories: Funny, Pics

Oh believe me, I will.

Spider-Man Lives
categories: Crazy, Videos

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, climbs a wall upside down like a spider, man.

Giant Mexican Bathtub Worm
categories: Crazy, Videos

Honestly Mexico, you’re coming up with a lot of reasons for me to never visit you.

Sleeping Kittens
categories: Cute, Pics

Brought to you by Ambien.

Denny’s: Stoners and Weirdos Welcome
categories: Funny, Videos

Denny’s has created a commercial marketed toward one of its two major demographics. Now all we need is a commercial starring a loud redneck family.

Parasitic Wasp Larvae
categories: Crazy, Videos

Damn nature, you scary!

Charlie the Unicorn 3: Unicorns in Time
categories: Funny, Videos

Can Charlie save the future, all the while declining the advances of a particularly possessive starfish?

Hat Wearing Llamas
categories: Funny, Videos

There are two things wrong with Karl. Try and guess what they are. (Hint: It’s not his hat.)

Nine Legal Drugs with Crazy Side Effects
categories: Crazy

Warning: DYOG may cause increased gambling, sexual, or other overpowering urges. The way DYOG works is not entirely understood.

Are we the baddies?
categories: Funny, Videos

British comedy duo Mitchell & Webb ask the question at least some SS soldiers must have been wondering.

Do you like fishsticks?

Kanye West realizes what he really is, and goes home to the sea.

Pac-Man Makes a Mess
categories: Funny, Videos

French ‘Tom Green’, Rémi Gaillard and friends play Pac-Man in a supermarket, with predictably disastrous results.

Toby Jones Wants to Fry Your Stuff and Massage Your Feet
categories: Funny, Videos

Toby Jones is back with Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage. As long as it’s fryable or edible, he’ll make it deliciousitible. And then if you pay him enough, Toby or one of his foot specialists will massage your feet in sensual sauces.

Lewis Black Takes On Corporate Excess
categories: Videos

I’m a commie pinko bastard.

DNA Exonerates Black Man in Bear Mauling
categories: Funny, Videos

James Marshall has been freed after spending 12 years in prison for the fatal bear attack of Janet Kelly.

Poor Dolphins
categories: Funny, Videos

Is it just me, or has TV become really foul all of a sudden?

Kitty the Grouch
categories: Cute, Funny, Videos

Kitty Meow Meows loves his garbage can.

Melon Sculpting
categories: Art, Pics

In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and watermelons eat people.

Sheep Killed the Radio Star
categories: Art, Geeky, Videos

We’ve got sheep pong, sheep fireworks, sheep sheep and so much more.

White Men Can’t Dunk
categories: Funny, Videos

Adam Waddell of Wyoming steals the ball, goes for a dunk, and almost breaks his entire body.

Hex Empire
categories: Games

This game reminds me of the hours days okay fine, weeks I flushed down the pooper playing Civ3 and Dice Wars. The desire for revenge I feel when territory is stolen from me immediately overrides all natural instincts to eat, bathe, blink, and feed the goldfish. Forgive me Bubbles and Lexus! FORGIVE ME!

Drug Induced Spider Webs
categories: Geeky

NASA scientists, no doubt in a down period between shuttle explosions, give spiders various drugs and take photographs of the resulting webs. There’s a prize for guessing which drug results in the most dysfunctional web! (The prize is love.)

Walk on the Sky
categories: Crazy, Videos

When a thin layer of water covers the Salar de Uyuni salt flats in southwestern Bolivia, they reflect the sky, creating what looks like the best place on earth… unless you’re thirsty.

Stewie Griffin Sings Bryan Adams

Oh Family Guy, is there anything you can’t make wonderful?

But teach a bird to fish.
categories: Videos

And an old man won’t shut up about it.

Christian Bale vs. Peter Griffin
categories: Funny, Videos

I’m Batman.

High Fives Are Awesome
categories: Cute, Videos

Performance art group Improv Everywhere cheers up the commuters of New York with free high fives.

The Man Cannon
categories: Crazy, Videos

God bless America.

N Ninja
categories: Games

Although this game is fantastically cool, I cannot help but think of how much cooler it would be if these talented game developers had made it about a pirate and not a ninja. Instead of lasers there would be cannonballs, and instead of all this silly jumping there would be swashbuckling. And there would also be ale, and a parrot, and eyepatches. I think I’ve made my point.

Treasure of Cutlass Reef
categories: Games

In honor o’ this most excellent seafarin’ hearty game, all comments must be port in official seafarin’ hearty speak. Ya lily livered scurvy dog!

Super Genintari
categories: Geeky, Videos

How could someone so annoying create something so wonderful?

Liquid Metal
categories: Geeky, Videos

Oh sure, it’s cool now, but just wait until it forms a giant solid metal spear and stabs you in the throat.

Muhammad ‘The Cat’ Ali
categories: Cute, Videos

Don’t step in to the ring with this feisty feline. He’s got the eye of the tiger.

Every bird should get to fly.
categories: Cute, Videos

If I won the lottery, I’d definitely buy a penguin. But I probably wouldn’t take him flying.

Acclaimed Rocket Scientist Takes Job as Truck Driver
categories: Crazy, Videos

This guy was damned if he did, and damned if he didn’t, but in retrospect, reversing and destroying the crossing guard barrier would have been the better choice.

Acclaimed Rocket Scientist Takes Up Kitesurfing
categories: Crazy, Videos

Kitesurfing during a hurricane may not have been this guy’s brightest idea.

The Japanese have no respect for feline weight lifting.
categories: Cute, Videos

Now this is an Olympic event I can get into. The suspense!

Triumph vs. Blaine
categories: Funny, Videos

David Blaine Meets His Match, in the form of a puppet that isn’t afraid to call him a dangling douche.

3D Video Projection
categories: Art, Videos

Technology is really starting to freak me out. I even hear they have Internet on computers now.

Brick Ya… err, Perfect Balance
categories: Games

It’s like having a deja vu that you’re having a deja vu!

Press L to submit your score at anytime.

Denis Leary Likes Money
categories: Funny, Videos

Denis Leary reminisces about the fabulous movies he’s been in. Okay, they’re pretty much all terrible. And because it’s Denis Leary, this video features swearing, so cover your ears children.

Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager
categories: Funny, Videos

Although just as talented and hard-working as Darth, a few tough breaks in Chad’s life forced him to follow a less ambitious career path than his brother. Hopefully one day he’ll catch that lucky break.

Darth Vader Joins the Church

Finally, I understand Catholicism.

RE4 vs. KHII
categories: Funny, Videos

If, like me, you were having trouble deciding whether your next videogame purchase should be Kingdom Hearts II or Resident Evil 4, this little video narrated by mc chris should clear up the decision for you.

The Five Stages of a Giraffe in Quicksand
categories: Funny, Videos

Most of you are probably familiar with the 5 stages a giraffe goes through when he gets stuck in quicksand, but if you aren’t then here they are. Tomorrow’s lesson: the five stages of nerdly-arousal I go through when I watch Battlestar Galactica.

Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candy Mountain
categories: Funny, Videos

Wake up silly sleepy-heads! Charlie’s going to Candy Mountain, a land of sweets and joy and joyness. It’ll be an adventure!

Charlie’s Back
categories: Funny, Videos

Swim away fugu fish, swim away, or you might get pulled in to the vortex of Steve’s negativity and not enjoy this new Charlie the Unicorn adventure.

For When the Metal Ones Decide to Come for You
categories: Funny, Videos

This classic Saturday Night Live spoof commercial implores the elderly to get robot insurance, in order to protect against the ever present danger of robot attack.

Stay Plugged In to God
categories: Funny, Videos

You see, Christianity is a lot like a pickle shoved into an electrical socket.

*Bleep* you baby.
categories: Funny, Videos

Not a lot of people know this, but Sesame Street isn’t for children anymore. In their efforts to reach the coveted young adult demographic, I think they’ve crossed the line.

Mario Wants a Kiss
categories: Funny, Videos

As far as I can tell, Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is just like an episode of Family Guy, only with everything stripped out except the “it’s like the time when…” parts. So yeah, it’s awesome.

I’ve Got Chubs For You
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

God bless the Internet, it teaches me something new everyday. By the way, if the P-word makes you blush, you probably shouldn’t watch this. You know, the P-WORD. The peeee-nis. *blushes*

Sexually Suggestive Doodles
categories: Funny, Videos

This makes me wonder how many penises have been hidden in all the cartoons I’ve watched over the years.

Carl Sagan: Edited for Rednecks
categories: Funny, Videos

Although not well known, Jesusasaurus Rex was by far the most feared of the dinosaurs, possessing the ability to rise from the grave and bore other dinosaurs to death with speeches about kindness.

The Penguin Man

This Belgian man really loves penguins. Mere words can not do his love justice, but take how much you love a buttery Chardonnay and multiply it by a million. You’re still not even close. He’s crazy.

These Animals Are Better Than You
categories: Funny, Videos

Oh dear. Sorry guys. Now not only do you have to stress over the fact that I, webmaster extraordinaire, p0wn you in all of our online games, but now there’s all these animals that are better than you too!

Ladybug Wings
categories: Geeky, Videos

And here I was thinking that the shells were the wings. Thank you Internet.

DJ God
categories: Art, Videos

So as it turns out, god is a DJ. Or DJs are necromancers. Or this one is made of magic. I’m not really sure to be honest, but this short film has apparently won a lot of awards.

Bad Spanish Love Song

It can be hard to win the heart of that beautiful young Mexican woman during your day trip to Tijuana, when you’ve only had one semester of Spanish class.

Grandma’s Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals
categories: Cute, Funny

This hilarious book of bad news postcards is the perfect gift for that special someone in your life that is afraid of confrontations. Now they can use cute and cuddly animals to deliver bad news like, I’m sleeping with your wife, and It’s not you, it’s me.

Plague of Kittens
categories: Games

If this game was about falling puppies I would master it. I would play it until I could play it forever without letting a single adorable little puppy die. It is all I would do until the end of time. Kittens… meh.

Hell of Sand – Falling Sand Game
categories: Games

Hell of Sand is yet another game with no point other than to waste time. It is also an oddly titled game. I would have called it Joy of Relaxing Sand. Make sure you experiment with all of the options at the bottom.

Territory WAR
categories: Games

Question 1: When you guys ask me to put up a game, what do I do? Answer: I put it up. Question 2: Why do I do that? Answer: Because I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Question 3: Why am I so awesome? Answer: Not entirely sure, maybe genetics.

categories: Games

My strategy with hand-to-hand fighting games has always been to smash as many buttons as I can, as quickly as I can, all while acting like I know exactly what I’m doing. It’s the same strategy I use at work when sitting in front of the computer, and it has worked as well for me there as is does in this game. And that is to say very, very,very, badly.

categories: Games

This game is, as the French say, ‘wickedly awesome’. The performance can be pretty bad, so before starting I recommend you go into the game’s configuration menu and turn motion blur and FPS Stability to OFF. Then tape a LEAVE ME ALONE note to the back of your head because you’ve got places to be (your computer) and people to see (zombies).

Crazy Flasher 3
categories: Games

Don’t get excited by the name you perverts. This game has nothing to do with whipping it out and everything to do with street-fightin’, ass-whoopin’, name-takin’, and bad-spellin’. Do you have what it takes to flash harder and longer than everyone else?

VR Defender Y3k
categories: Games

If you’ve ever wondered how a computer virus attacks a network, this game is actually a 100% accurate simulation of how it is done. Although in real life the ice cannons are not quite as poweful, and the flamethrower has a slightly wider attack angle but with less range.

Potion Panic
categories: Games

It fires the potion at the hordes, it does this whenever it’s told. It fires the potion at the hordes or else it gets the hose again. Now it places the potion in the basket…

Death by Hinge
categories: Games

Ah, Death by Hinge. Not quite as desirable as Death by Puppies, but still a preferred alternative to Death by Frilled Shark if you ask me.

The Silence of the Beans
categories: Funny, Games

You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? Wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the beans?

PS: Who is your favorite bean?

Dark Cut 2
categories: Games

This game is pretty gross, but hey, what’s Halloween without a little blood and body parts? Why, it would be like having Christmas without snow! (and blood and body parts.)

Playing With Fire 2
categories: Games

This Nintendo Bomberman clone really reminds me of the gaming days of my youth. And what’s really cool about it is, it has a two player mode so I can play against my imaginary friend. Wait, I mean my real friend. My girlfriend actually. She’s a supermodel. I have 10 of them.

Light People on Fire
categories: Games

I’ve always said the best way to handle interpersonal issues is with some gasoline and a match.

categories: Games

I’ll be honest, this game isn’t really what I had imagined when I fantasize about being a zombie. First off, armor? Second, friends? And I had imagined a lot more brain eating. Also – less talking, more groaning.

Ninja Rinseout
categories: Games

Did I ever tell you guys I could have been a ninja? I dunno, I just figured being a brain surgeon was a more noble profession. It’s also a lot easier on the joints.

Toby Jones Wants to Store Your Stuff
categories: Funny, Videos

At Jones’ Big ASS Truck Rental and Storage, Toby Jones will store anything for $10.99 a month!!!

Happy Ferret Song
categories: Funny, Music, Videos

From the creators of Charlie the Unicorn and Detective Mittens, comes a really sadistic ferret.

Proposition 8 – The Musical

Although funny and star-studded, this may have been somewhat more useful before the election.

Demonic Floating Head
categories: Funny, Videos

Friends come in all shapes and sizes.

The Japanese have no respect for rhinoceroses.
categories: Funny, Videos

How does one prepare for the inevitable rhino escape at a zoo? With constant and mandatory emergency drills which accurately depict the terror that a real rampaging rhinoceros would convey.

Alligator Hand Man
categories: Crazy, Videos

Some people do deserve to have bad things happen to them.

Ways the Weather Can Kill You Without Warning
categories: Crazy

Mother nature must really want us dead.

Armed with Wings
categories: Games

Some people need a trained eagle and a magic sword to bring justice to evil doers. Personally I think all you need is a coat rack and one of those oily one-legged city pigeons.

Arachnophilia: The Spider Web Game

Tired of boring, predictable games? Has the same-old-same-old got you down? Well rejoice, for the next Dig Your Own Grave exclusive has arrived! I am so here for you fruitcakes. I am your pusher. I am your fat sweaty sugar daddy. I am the cushion for your pushin. I… might have crossed the line with that last one.

The Several Journeys of Reemus
categories: Games

So let’s look at what we have here… A big burly man. Tight pants. No shirt, leather vest. Handlebar mustache. Hangs out with a… bear. Look at that, I solved the mystery of Reemus without even pressing Play.

Ignite People on Fire
categories: Games

Ignite People on Fire is the eagerly anticipated sequel to last year’s hit game, Light People on Fire. This version features faster paced gameplay, better special effects, and chubbies. Burn fatty, burn.

Game Achievments
categories: Games

Good news OCDers, today we’ve launched a new feature that lets you earn shiny achievements for your profile by playing Dig Your Own Grave games. So get to it! Anyone who doesn’t have them all by the end of the week is, as the French would say, une odeur de cochon avec de petites testicules.

Pandemic II
categories: Games

I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is:

a) coated 200 mg Advil tablets.
b) more cowbell.
c) raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

categories: Games

That’s not a knife, this is a… holy crap, wait that is a knife.

The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 1
categories: Games

The not-so-Ambiguously Gay Duo from the land of Fredricus are back! Reemus and his furry friend (or friend the Furry?) need to find a king, or a princess, or something like that (although I think his priority should be a shirt). Anyways, don’t worry about it, just click stuff. Clickity click, Barba trick.

Death Dice Overdose
categories: Games

I always face a bit of a moral quandary when I post a game involving drugs. In the end I usually dedide that it’s not my place to try and tell you whether or not I think drugs are bad. That’s something you have to decide on your own. By taking mountains of drugs. And seeing if they make you feel awesome or not.

Bloons Tower Defense 3
categories: Games

I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got the monkey?

Body Ladder
categories: Games

Well here I was thinking this was a Halloween game, but turns out those aren’t piles of zombies – they’re piles of clones. I suck. Halloween is ruined.

categories: Games

Ah, sweet sweet crude, aka petroleum, aka “The Black Gold”. Not to be confused with “The Brown Gold”, known to many by it’s consumer name, Nutella. I would smear that stuff into my eyes if it made the taste last longer (it doesn’t, I tried).

Eternal Red
categories: Games

Okay, I apologize. I’m sorry I made you read instructions. I’m sorry I made you use your memory. I’m ashamed of myself for trying to make you engage your mental faculties. We can go back to killing things now.

The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 2
categories: Games

After their journey to the Royal Palace to meet the King, Reemus and Liam rewarded themselves with a weekend spa and deep chemical peeling. Their pores never felt cleaner and tighter, but the bliss would soon come to and end – trouble was lurking not far away…

Brick Yard
categories: Games

You know who would be good at this game? This guy.

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