In Japan, there are (lucky) people that have the job of pushing passengers onto the trains during rush hour. See, the trains are so full that they need to push people inside for the doors to be able to close.

Christopher Walken is a man who is afraid of plants. And who can really blame him? One can never know what they’re thinking.

Oh India, is there anything you won’t have your performing street monkeys do?

Gregory Pike, of Santa Barbara, California, likes to play God. He has constructed a walking animal pyramid out of creatures that cartoons have shown us to be mortal enemies.

What would a raccoon want with a door mat? Maybe somebody stole his?

Going bald serves as an indicator to the bands of wild dogs that control most major cities, of which humans are the weakest and should be culled. This Japanese man has thrown that natural order into chaos however, with his amazing comb over.

Snowball the dancing cockatoo is back, and he’s clearly been practicing. If I owned this bird, he and I would dance all night… and I would be naked.

The funniest thing ever to be associated with Jimmy Kimmel (excluding Sarah Silverman) is the Nervous Kid.

In the ageless battle between Cats and Dogs, the Cat Army has been dealt another serious blow by the awesome might of the Dog Empire. In this video, selfless Dog martyers have proven that even humiliated dogs in Halloween costumes are funnier than humiliated cats in Halloween costumes.

Cooler than cats and cuter than puppies, it’s everyone’s favorite pet the octopus. Witness here it’s awesome camouflaging abilities; guaranteed to be the coolest thing you’ll see all day. Believe it, or he’ll squirt you with ink!

If I had a cat that was a) capable of walking, and b) wouldn’t scratch my face off as soon as I touched it, I’d be putting tape on it right now!

Not wanting to be outdone by the infamous League of Funny Cats, the world’s canine population has banded together its elite and put them on display in front cameras to win back the unrequited love of the humans. And they have dominated. Dogs rule, cats drool, baby.

Yay, it’s another cat video, and this one includes many different types of cats. Boxing cat, showering cat, retard cat, fat cat, ping-pong cat, baking cat and box-head cat.

Shortly after this footage was taken, the MacGuffin family was pecked to death in their car by the same swarm of starlings.

This is a pretty interesting little video of the Australian Lyrebird, the Master of Mimicry. I’m telling you, this bird is so much like me: neat freak, fantastic with the chicks, great plumage, amazing mimicking skills, fantastic with the chicks, etc. Check it out.

Holy smokes! Flying dogs are WAY cooler than regular dogs.

When I get my own place the guest bathroom toilet is going to look like this. And then I’ll put a sign in there saying “Missing: Pet Anaconda, last seen near guest bathroom. Loves water”. It is all part of my plan to create the most intimidating pooping experience ever.

This dog entertains himself by fighting with his own leg over a bone. So the question is, is the dog A) very smart, or B) very stupid. My vote goes for C) very smart but still eats his own poop.

This cute little guy can’t decide whether to smile and laugh, or fall fast asleep. And when he grows up life will be exactly the same, except instead of ‘smiling and laughing’ it will be ‘working in a cubicle’.

Life is full of nasty surprises. Nobody wants a lizard to jump on them. Nobody. But if a lizard does jump on you, you need to know how to handle the situation properly and in a way that will impress the ladies. This guy can show you how its done.

Okay okay okay, she doesn’t eat the car, but that would be fantastic wouldn’t it? Bet you’d click on that link. But this is pretty good. Sit back and enjoy the story of the granny, the Benz, and an airbag.

Needlepoint just stopped being polite and got real. Cross stitching gets subversive

What is that nutty dog trying to do? He’s going to hurt someone! Either that or burn down the farm! Sheeeeeeesh!

I like this video because if I got to be a killer whale for a day this is EXACTLY what I would do. That, and eat tons of fish and maybe some yummy plankton.

Someone should tell this guy that parrots typically live to be over 100 years old. I wonder how he’s going to feel when he’s in his nineties and his pet bird is still calling him a ******* ****.