Look, just because I own a villa in Aspen it doesn’t mean I know how to ski. I just got it so when I bring supermodels there they have a reason to wear those cute fuzzy boots.

That’s right my pretties, it’s time for another installment of Guess Today’s Game. Is it “Sicksquid” a top-down shooter staring a projectile vomiting octopus, or “Pictogrid”, a challenging puzzle game where you slide blocks around with the arrow keys? Click to find out!

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Hey, you know what else is complete? YOUR FAILURE TO PLEASE ME. Guys, it is already 2 days into summer and I have yet to receive a fruit basket.

If you love trousers made of leather, or just not wearing any trousers at all, you’ll love this song. Yama yama ha.

The game may not look like much, but you should give it a shot. Believe me kids, looks aren’t everything. I realize that might sound silly coming from a man who has amassed a multimillion dollar fortune through male modeling contracts, but a little bit of heart goes a long way too.

It’s almost not fair for me to put up 3D avoider games, since this is the birthplace of the shining light in all our lives known as Vector Runner – however – I do like the style of this one. The house music soundtrack actually inspired me to crack and shake my very last glowstick. Unfortunately that old hit of ecstasy I had doesn’t seem to be work… wait… I… want to make love to my lamp.

It’s the one year anniversary of everyone’s favorite game, IndestructoTank! To celebrate, the creator has released a special Anniversary Edition. This version features improved gameplay, new features, slick graphics, and a crazy new twist: in this version your tank is INDESTRUCTIBLE! Yes, I know! It’s crazy!

If only I had some Mentos when I was a lad. I would have given that Carrie Ferguson something to laugh about!

People have already removed Garfield’s thought bubbles from Garfield comics with surprisingly good results, but this goes that logical step further – removing Garfield from the equation entirely. The result is a darkly humorous comic about the depressions of modern life.

Phun is a free, downloadable 2D physics sandbox. You can do pretty much anything in it. I was actually able to model Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and send a crudely drawn square back in time to kill it’s own parents, thereby erasing itself from existence. Either that or I pressed the undo button, I’m not sure. Video of Phun-in-action after the jump.

Snowball the dancing cockatoo is back, and he’s clearly been practicing. If I owned this bird, he and I would dance all night… and I would be naked.

This Garfield-esque cat hates exercise about as much as I do. I keep at it however, to keep the ladies happy.

Help the poor little boneless man avoid the metal spikes raining down from the sky! I was able to dodge 135. Coincidentally that is the same number of pushups I do every morning. Right before I head off to male supermodel school. Just some little facts I thought you might be interested in… *cough* ladies.

Remember that in a job interview, not only is the company evaluating you as a potential addition to their team, but you should also be evaluating them as the right fit for your career goals. Frankly, if the next floor manager who interviews me doesn’t blow himself up with a grenade, that job can go stuff itself.

Have you ever wondered what happened to 1980′s comic McGillicutty? You know, the guy that smashed watermelons? No, not Gallagher, the other guy that smashed watermelons. Turns out he got into a little trouble with the P.C. Police, but now he’s back with a new reality show to prove that he’s not racist!

What could possibly go wrong?

Nintendo deemed these games inappropriate for their target Wii Play audience, so we were stuck with Fishing, and Table Tennis. It’s a real shame, because WiiPii looks like fun.

I am so there.

In this game you have to try and save Sir Whitey McBlockster from a deadly pool of rising lava. It takes a combination of luck, strategy, and patience to do well, but with practice you can actually get some pretty high scores.

You’re not going to let me keep that gold, are you?

Yay, it’s another cat video, and this one includes many different types of cats. Boxing cat, showering cat, retard cat, fat cat, ping-pong cat, baking cat and box-head cat.

Scaly man-fish looking for love. Likes drinking creamy Baileys from a shoe, doing watercolors, and the boat times.

Hurray for the weekend! So what are you guys getting up to? I’ve decided I’m going to attach wheels to my couch and ride down a steep hill in it with my friends. I can’t imagine what could possibly go wrong.