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Icy Gifts
categories: Games

Oh noez, it’s another Muchi game! Run and hide!

Shape Fold
categories: Games

If the quality of these flash games doesn’t improve soon, I’m gonna have to start posting photos of my feet instead. Sure, I have beautiful feet – but I’m not sure the world is ready for them.

Shape Fold 2
categories: Games

All right fruitcakes, spring is on its way so it’s time to fold myself into an acceptable shape. “Fat tube” is just not working for me anymore.

Stormy Castle
categories: Games

Happy Friday Fruitcakes! To reward yourself for another exhausting week of not commenting on games, how about you treat yourself to a good old fashioned punch in the nuts. Just kidding, I still love you (especially bloons freak).

Pickies

They may look like cute little stuffed animals, but when I think of Pickies all I can see is a jar full of scabs with with the label pIckIeZ scotch taped to it. Don’t ask. You don’t want to know.

Effing Worms – Xmas
categories: Games

I don’t wanna read any comments about how it’s too early for a Christmas game. Christmas time begins when I start wearing my red and green wool undies that auntie Edna knitted for me. Scratchy, but strangely pleasing.

Effing Worms 2
categories: Games

The worm is back, and he is hungry for human flesh, military hardware, and overused cat memes.

Effing Worms
categories: Games

You know I’m not normally down with encouraging the swearing, but in honor of today’s game I think we should all feel free to eff things up a bit.

Crush the Castle 2
categories: Games

You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-mah-toe,
you fire catapults and I fire trebuchets.
Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe, catapults, trebuchets,
let’s call the whole thing off!

Snail Bob 3
categories: Games

Snail Bob is back – and this time he’s addicted to bath salts! Which is crazy because not only do they make him crazy but they also melt his skin like butter on a hot day. Yes, it’s as disturbing as it sounds, and thus the game’s R rating.

Icy Gifts 2
categories: Games

Icecubes is actually a great Christmas gift idea. Vodka, rum, or printer-toner flavored for adults, and healthy water-flavored for illegitimate children and grandchildren.

Tontie
categories: Games

Do you hate one-eyed one-horned monsters? Me too! Let’s smash their heads with a hammer. This game may seem easy at first, but it starts messing with you after a while… trust me. And if the game doesn’t seem easy at first, it’s because you’re playing it with the number keys at the top of the keyboard and not the ones on the number-pad silly!

Vector Effect
categories: Games

This game is purdy, unlike your comments, which will still be plain and anonymous looking because I haven’t fixed that bug yet. I’d get to it sooner, but this lack of fruit baskets is really affecting my productivity.