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Someone call the fire department.
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It shames me to admit this, but I think I’m beginning to understand furries.
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There is a great war waging among the stars above us. A war that only non-epileptics can win.
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Weekend time kids. I’d ask you what you’re up to, but last time I did that someone called me “creepie” and there may or may not have been a lawsuit. As for me, I’m just going to take it easy, curl up with a tub of rocky road ice cream and watch some of my favorite prairie dog kissing videos.
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Play as Lieutenant Colonel Raze N. Flakes, commander of the all powerful healthy breakfast brigade. Now you see what I just did there? CLEVER. They don’t just pay me for my good looks you know.
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Yesterday I got a special request from someone: “plese post something vilonte tomarrow admid so i can take out my anger and confusion”. Well let it be known thet wen admid is called to acshun, admid alweys delivrs.
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Sit back, relax, and enjoy the soothing stylings of Music Catch. Enjoy it for hours with a warm cup of herbal tea and feel all your tensions slowly melt awa.. OH GOD THE BABY HAS CRAWLED OFF THE BALCONY
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Ignite People on Fire is the eagerly anticipated sequel to last year’s hit game, Light People on Fire. This version features faster paced gameplay, better special effects, and chubbies. Burn fatty, burn.
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I’ve always said the best way to handle interpersonal issues is with some gasoline and a match.
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Live ordinance falling all around you. Fat guy in speedo behind you. Girls beach volleyball tournament ahead in the distance. Run, my friends. Run.
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I don’t know what sort of shady stuff you guys have been clicking on over there, but these little guys are not very happy with you.
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Octagons, hexagons, pentagons, blah blah blah blah blah. I ask you, what good has geometry ever done anyone? Exactly. It is useless, and therefore must be destroyed.
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I had my own real life ultimate crab battle once. Actually it wasn’t that bad, you just get this special shampoo and it clears it right up.
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Remember that time you had Taco Bell and then had to find a bathroom really (really really) quickly? This game picks up where that fateful afternoon left off.
PS: Contains NSFW language. Lots of it.
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Music Catch – so relaxing it’s guaranteed to make you forget to breathe, or at the very least poop your pants. Here’s hoping for the latter.
For those interested, the music in the game is by Isaac Shepard.
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I’ve always felt there’s no better way to start off the weekend than by getting beaten in a game involving a paddle. And in other news, I think I just got fired. No, wait – I’m the only one that works here. We’re all good.
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This game, much like your mom, requires Flash Player 10 or it’s going to go all menopausal on you.
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I’ve mentioned before that I’m not a big fan of fantasy RPGs, but I heard this one is pretty fun. Honestly I couldn’t get very far into it, as soon as I saw the anime-eyed pirate fighting the puffy cat cloud my gaydar exploded.
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Hey, you know what else is complete? YOUR FAILURE TO PLEASE ME. Guys, it is already 2 days into summer and I have yet to receive a fruit basket.
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Ah, it’s time for another good paddling! I’ll bend ov… I mean, I’ll go get my optical mouse.
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In the future, all wars will be fought with giant magnets.
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It actually takes very little to raise a dragon. Just leave it in a room with some canned ravioli, toilet paper, and a television. It will turn out fine – just like me. Now if you’ll excuse me, my Hannah Montana torrent is almost done and I need to get into my polar bear suit before I can watch.
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What is your favorite part of point and click adventures?
a) Pointing
b) Clicking
c) Adventuring
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After their last epic breast – sorry, quest – our heroes struggle to rebuild their devastated world. But behind the scenes an ambitious man gathers an army of breasts and machines, rampaging across… wait, beasts and machines. Not wanting to allow these jugs – thugs – to… you know, just nevermind.
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Every once and a while a game comes along that really pushes the limits of… my html layouts. I’m serious, this thing is frickin’ wide.
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Running, lasers, upgrades, giant flying saucers, etc. etc. But in other news, did you know that if you leave lettuce in your fridge for long enough, it turns into a liquid? Smells too.
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It’s a proven scientific fact that whenever you combine two things, it makes a new thing that’s better than both the original things. Like for instance, a side-scrolling shooter and a tower defense game. Or say, a golden retriever puppy and a stripper. That’s cute and sexy. Oh, but… crap, does that mean I’m a furry?
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I was going to post a quote from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, but I remembered last time I did that everyone thought I was getting married in two days.
PS: There’s a bug with highscore submission: If you’re playing more than once, refresh the page each time you play if you want your scores to submit.
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You’re closer to hamburger time if you don’t see a doctor.
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A little tip for the guys out there, there is nothing – nothing – better for picking up chicks than a monocle. A monocle says a) I’m rich, b) I’m smart, and c) I’m so off my ass crazy that I will stalk you and boil your pets alive if you don’t love me forever so don’t even humor the idea of rejection.
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Genesis 19: Total insanity.
(NSFW because of swearing)
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Hooray! It’s the weekend. Who’s got exciting plans? I’m not doing much, just gonna catch up on True Blood episodes and pick the porcupine quills out of my lips. Hey, don’t judge – those things look just like groundhogs from far away.
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It’s just like Starship Troopers, except with no busty babes and no Doogie Howser. Sadly, I’m not sure which I miss more.
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Way back in 1972, a company called Atari released what many people believe was the first ever video game. And today, 36 years of human and technological advancement has finally brought us the sequel.
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Way back in 1972, a company called Atari released what many people believe was the first ever video game. And today, 36 years of human and… woah, deja vu.
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Here’s another avoider-esque game, but with a twist: all of the events in the game are synchronized to the music. So for the proper effect you should have your speakers on. Although if you don’t have any, it might not be a bad thing as I guarantee the music in this game will make you want to kill puppies.
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Are those gems in my pockets? Gosh no, I’m just happy to see you. Very happy. Alright you got me, those are gems.
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Can you defeat the evil Gingivitis in this rhythm game? With my high score of 51.25%, I’m pretty sure I can’t.
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In today’s adventure you’re a lowly fly, flying your way through a big bad machine. And if you see any dog poop on the way – what the heck, take a few bites. Let’s see what all that fuss is about.
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