As Flying Spaghetti Monster as my witness, I swear I will build a monument to my greatness using the bones of all those who comment that they couldn’t play because they don’t have a mouse.

I wonder what an actual ninja brawl would sound like. Probably like old ladies whispering.

I was originally calling 2009 The Year of the Physics Puzzle Games, however I am now officially changing 2009 to be The Year of the Jumping/Throwing and Upgrading In Between Games. Somebody please let China know – I’d do it myself but it’s my morning mocha time over here.

Today’s magical assemblage of interactive colored pixels complements 1066, a historical drama created by the UK’s Channel 4. Now start clickin’ on it ye rump-fed chicken!

You know who would be good at this game? This guy.

Press L to submit your score. Use any game mode you want.

When this world famous astronaut isn’t practicing his golfing, he can be found training for the prestigious Mushroom Cup.

Having a muppet for a roommate is not all it’s cracked up to be. Have you ever seen them eat?

There is a great war waging among the stars above us. A war that only non-epileptics can win.

I could watch this cute-dancing-Japanese-girl clock all day.

It is a well documented fact that decorated World War II Air Chief Marshal Sir Foxley Neilson, refused to wear pants while flying missions on Wednesdays. Henceforth, Wednesdays have been commonly referred to as “Nopantsdays”, and only jerks wear pants on this, the most sacred of all weekdays.

It may not look like a Halloween game, but I assure you it’s very scary. I just spent an entire hour on that level to the left, and I STILL haven’t figured it out. Somebody put me out of my misery, please?

If you love trousers made of leather, or just not wearing any trousers at all, you’ll love this song. Yama yama ha.

Okay, I realize yesterday’s game might have been a little too academic for some, so today we’re just going to blow holes in stuff. Blow holes in your knowledge of architecture and geography that is! Huzzah!

I long for the old days of airfish travel. Those were simpler, more civilized times.

Although funny and star-studded, this may have been somewhat more useful before the election.

I really wanted to make up for yesterday’s blunder by ruining your weekend extra badly today. However, today’s game has turned out to be quite fun, relatively easy, and somewhat short. As punishment, I shall spend the entire weekend in not just pants, but snowpants, listen to 50 Cent’s new album in it’s entirety, and eat only gluten-free foods.

iTS JUST ANOTER TOWER DEFENCE GAME iM TOTALY BOARD OF THEES TYPES OF GAMES

There, I said it so you don’t have to. Now we can use the comments section to talk about our favorite types of cookies!

Ah, sweet sweet crude, aka petroleum, aka “The Black Gold”. Not to be confused with “The Brown Gold”, known to many by it’s consumer name, Nutella. I would smear that stuff into my eyes if it made the taste last longer (it doesn’t, I tried).

This game confuses me, it’s nothing like my personal experiences with air travel. For instance, I’ve never had to wait in line boarding my private jet. And who are all those other people on the plane? At most I’ve had maybe 2 personal assistants flying with me at once. Oh I get it, those are the strippers!