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If you’re thinking about starting your own company, let me offer you some humble advice:
a) public interest in DIYÂ liposuction kits is not as high as you would expect.
b) a 50% discount on used q-tips is apparently not tempting enough.
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Am I the only one who read the title of this game as om nomin? Because, oddly enough, I could om nom a whole plate of Taberinos as we speak.
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Everyone knows I always try to post holiday themed games. For instance on Christmas I’ll post a game about the baby Jesus. So for the Fourth of July I’m posting a game about our country’s founding father, the baby Jesus. What can I say, I love the baby Jesus. And hookers. Can’t forget about the hookers.
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Ah, sweet sweet crude, aka petroleum, aka “The Black Gold”. Not to be confused with “The Brown Gold”, known to many by it’s consumer name, Nutella. I would smear that stuff into my eyes if it made the taste last longer (it doesn’t, I tried).
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Remember that time you had Taco Bell and then had to find a bathroom really (really really) quickly? This game picks up where that fateful afternoon left off.
PS: Contains NSFW language. Lots of it.
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I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is:
a) coated 200 mg Advil tablets.
b) more cowbell.
c) raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
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I wanna know what love is
I want Scarlett Johansson to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know she can show me
Aaaah woah-oh-ooh
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Today I’d like to introduce you to a new member of our DYOG family: Angry Husky. So what do you think of this game Angry Husky?
Angry Husky: THE TUTORIAL IS TOO LONG AND MY BUM IS ITCHY
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This game confuses me, it’s nothing like my personal experiences with air travel. For instance, I’ve never had to wait in line boarding my private jet. And who are all those other people on the plane? At most I’ve had maybe 2 personal assistants flying with me at once. Oh I get it, those are the strippers!
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This game reminds me of the hours days okay fine, weeks I flushed down the pooper playing Civ3 and Dice Wars. The desire for revenge I feel when territory is stolen from me immediately overrides all natural instincts to eat, bathe, blink, and feed the goldfish. Forgive me Bubbles and Lexus! FORGIVE ME!
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It’s just like Risk, only faster and funner. And you don’t have to talk to people. And I can’t stop playing it. Every time another side takes over one of my areas my rage is so great I want to rip their dice right out of the computer monitor and devour them. And every time my dice win I want to hug them and squeeze them until they explode! Such joy!
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Dos Taberinos! Undelay! Undelay! Arrrrrriba!
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Think you’re a good gamer? Try playing this one with your less dominant hand. Think you’re a great gamer? Try playing using your foot. Think you’re a gaming god? Go outside and get some fresh air.
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Every once and a while a game comes along that really pushes the limits of… my html layouts. I’m serious, this thing is frickin’ wide.
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Whenever the number on a disc matches the size of the row or column that disc is in, it will disappear. See if you can clear the board, or try to survive as long as possible before filling the grid. Failing that, suicide is your only remaining option.
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Are those gems in my pockets? Gosh no, I’m just happy to see you. Very happy. Alright you got me, those are gems.
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The game may not look like much, but you should give it a shot. Believe me kids, looks aren’t everything. I realize that might sound silly coming from a man who has amassed a multimillion dollar fortune through male modeling contracts, but a little bit of heart goes a long way too.
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