I think as a practical joke on the Japanese, we should convince them to film one of their hidden camera shows in Texas.

Is that a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head? Yes, yes it is. This site provides an overview of the life and times of Oolong, a domestic rabbit from Japan, with a unique ability for “Head Performance”. The story is quite strange and touching, and the images linked at the bottom are a great.

Clearly a case of what happens when you have a country with a median age of 21 years, at least 13% unemployment, and a lot of petrodollars with not much to do by way of youth-activities.

Take to the gritty streets of Liberty City in the most realistic Nintendo game ever.

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time ’till touchdown brings me round again. To find I’m not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no…

The story is that people enjoy playing Guitar Hero because it makes them feel like they can actually play the guitar. So does that mean that people enjoy playing this game because it makes them feel like their parents actually love them enough to buy them Guitar Hero?

This is what Jabba the Hutt was going to do with R2-D2 eventually.

Sure, the Festo Airjelly looks cool now, but just wait until an army of them are floating through the air towards your town, brain suckers at the ready.

My Mii doesn’t look anything like me, yet somehow these people were able to create Mii celebrity lookalikes. (possibly NSFW due to some gigantic breasts.)

The day I see a cupcake lying on the ground and don’t immediately eat it is the same day I put on a Wonder Woman suit and ride around town on a flying pig. I’m sorry guys, but for this game you’re on your own.

How could someone so annoying create something so wonderful?

I’ll be honest, this game isn’t really what I had imagined when I fantasize about being a zombie. First off, armor? Second, friends? And I had imagined a lot more brain eating. Also – less talking, more groaning.

This overweight seven-year-old with a huge head stole his grandmother’s SUV, took it for a joy ride, and crashed it into things. He wanted to do some hoodrat stuff.

Help the poor little boneless man avoid the metal spikes raining down from the sky! I was able to dodge 135. Coincidentally that is the same number of pushups I do every morning. Right before I head off to male supermodel school. Just some little facts I thought you might be interested in… *cough* ladies.

Shooting your friends really isn’t such a big deal. Especially if they’re jerks.

Admin’s Corollary: Penguins are black and white. This game is black and white. Therefore, this game is a penguin.

Finally, a game that scientists and creationists can both enjoy equally. The logical among you will appreciate the realistic simulation of the Laws of Physics, while the faithful can marvel at the mystical crayon powered by the magic of Jesus.

Touch all the black and white shapes before they reach the bottom of the screen. But don’t touch any of the colored ones, or this cute little puppy gets it.*

* it = big kiss on the forehead