Now I understand why I had to tranquilize all those sheep.

Now that’s what I’d call a watermelon facial.

This game reminds me of a dream I had when I was 14. It involved me developing the ability to fly, Eddie Van Halen giving me his guitar, winning the lottery, and my Samantha Fox poster coming to life.

Spread the zombie virus on a global scale in the latest installment of the Infectonator series.

Angry Husky: *poooooooooops*

Finally, once and for all, Stephen Colbert has proven that nuclear bombs are awesome.

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Among the infinite earths of the DC universe, the often overlooked Earth-H was home to two brothers: Barry and Bart Allen, fathered by one Jay Garrick. During their freshman year, they shared a room with a young man by the name of Wally West. Their pet? Tic, the Hamster who Rode the Lightning.

Most of us know that Japanese people are crazy (proof, more proof), but did you know that their hamsters are also crazy? A little known fact.

The ability to set Dig Your Own Grave Favorites has now been added to your accounts. To add or remove a post from your favorites, click the little heart in the titlebar of the post. To view your favorites, click the ‘Favorites’ link at the top of the site. Today’s post will take you to my own set of favorites from over the years. Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like you to meet Meat Boy. GET IT? You see what I just did there? That is how you roll a pun my friends. Damn! I am good. Okay, nap time.

Nintendo deemed these games inappropriate for their target Wii Play audience, so we were stuck with Fishing, and Table Tennis. It’s a real shame, because WiiPii looks like fun.

There’s an old saying, “When life gives you lemons, smash those *#$&%s into the ground with the largest club you can find. Fill the streets with their sour citrus blood until not a single one is left whole”. Or… something like that.

A full-face helmet would have come in handy here… or maybe not.

To get an idea of what playing this game is like on a laptop touchpad, copy the following simple steps:

1) If you are right-handed, place the mouse in your left hand (or vise versa).
2) Wrap the mouse cord around your neck and leap out the nearest window.

A funny little animated gif of a guy smashing himself to bits and pieces at his computer.

Another optical illusion. Stare at the cross in the center of the circle and try not to move your eyes off of it. Eventually the outer circles should appear to fade or disappear entirely.