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Stephen Colbert Acts Out Nuclear Explosion
Stephen Colbert Acts Out Nuclear Explosion

Finally, once and for all, Stephen Colbert has proven that nuclear bombs are awesome.

Video Game Hamster
Video Game Hamster

Chew chew chew chew
Save Princess
Chew chew chew chew

High Speed Hamster
High Speed Hamster

Among the infinite earths of the DC universe, the often overlooked Earth-H was home to two brothers: Barry and Bart Allen, fathered by one Jay Garrick. During their freshman year, they shared a room with a young man by the name of Wally West. Their pet? Tic, the Hamster who Rode the Lightning.

Fact of the Day
Fact of the Day

Most of us know that Japanese people are crazy (proof, more proof), but did you know that their hamsters are also crazy? A little known fact.

Favorites
Favorites

The ability to set Dig Your Own Grave Favorites has now been added to your accounts. To add or remove a post from your favorites, click the little heart in the titlebar of the post. To view your favorites, click the ‘Favorites’ link at the top of the site. Today’s post will take you to my own set of favorites from over the years. Enjoy!

Meat Boy
Meat Boy

Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like you to meet Meat Boy. GET IT? You see what I just did there? That is how you roll a pun my friends. Damn! I am good. Okay, nap time.

Rejected Wii Play Minigames
Rejected Wii Play Minigames

Nintendo deemed these games inappropriate for their target Wii Play audience, so we were stuck with Fishing, and Table Tennis. It’s a real shame, because WiiPii looks like fun.

Lemon Smash
Lemon Smash

There’s an old saying, “When life gives you lemons, smash those *#$&%s into the ground with the largest club you can find. Fill the streets with their sour citrus blood until not a single one is left whole”. Or… something like that.

You got like three feet of air that time.
You got like three feet of air that time.

A full-face helmet would have come in handy here… or maybe not.

Ninja Glove
Ninja Glove

To get an idea of what playing this game is like on a laptop touchpad, copy the following simple steps:

1) If you are right-handed, place the mouse in your left hand (or vise versa).
2) Wrap the mouse cord around your neck and leap out the nearest window.

Crazy Cubicle Man
Crazy Cubicle Man

A funny little animated gif of a guy smashing himself to bits and pieces at his computer.

After Image Optical Illusion
After Image Optical Illusion

Another optical illusion. Stare at the cross in the center of the circle and try not to move your eyes off of it. Eventually the outer circles should appear to fade or disappear entirely.