Bonus points for anyone who knows what I named the achievements after – without using a search engine. And without sacrificing their heterosexuality, which might be impossible. (That was a clue).

PS: You submit your score in the stats menu.

You may enjoy spending your Easter holiday killing bunnies, but I can assure you that these guys do not approve.

DYOG Commenting Rules Article 5, subsection 2: Any member using the comments section to refer to a game as ‘easy’ does so with full understanding that such comment is in fact an admission that their mother is actually the one that is ‘easy’. So easy in fact, that she is manager in charge of easiness at the Easy Factory in Easington.

Well today is President’s Day in the US, and we all know what that means. It means I can sit here on my couch in pantless glory until midnight and nobody can say a damn thing about it. Sometimes I like to refer to this particular holiday by it’s more common name – “Monday”.

I may not know where Sassari is, but if they made one of these for Taco Bells and strip clubs within a 10 mile radius I would destroy you guys.

I think this game is broken. I can’t find the Yahtzee button anywhere.

meow meow meow meow meow, TIME TRAVEL.

Well here I was thinking this was a Halloween game, but turns out those aren’t piles of zombies – they’re piles of clones. I suck. Halloween is ruined.

If you played the prequel to this game, 3 Hours in an Outhouse Tank, you may be hesitant to give this one a try. Understandable, but I can assure you that 3 Minutes on the Beach is a much more relaxing and enjoyable experience. Unless you’re into that outhouse stuff, pervert.

That’s not a knife, this is a… holy crap, wait that is a knife.

I know I said I was done with tower defense games, but I swear this isn’t one. I have play tested it thoroughly, and I can guarantee that there is not a single tower in the game, nor do you do any sort of defending. It’s actually more of a OH THE WEB OF LIES PLEASE FOGIVE ME