Some things are just so ridiculous that they command respect. Like for instance, this game, or the Hungarian Komondor.

Not a lot of people know this, but Sesame Street isn’t for children anymore. In their efforts to reach the coveted young adult demographic, I think they’ve crossed the line.

Peter sings Cleveland a song to comfort him after his wife had an affair and subsequently left him.

If I had any friends you can be sure that I would invite them over for a light switch rave! Afterwards I would probably be back to having no friends. Ah the circle of life.

More Family Guy audio fun! Who’s a tumor?

I’m not usually into these homemade webcam music videos, but howdy-do this one is tasteful, artistic, technically impressive and catchy as all heck. I’m smitten!

He’s got the heart of a champion!

Duelling Banjos is inherently cool, but throw in a squirrel, a penguin and the Dukes of Hazzard and you have something totally awesome (or retarded)!

It is a remarkable statement of a man’s quest for a rabbit…and, like any bald man, a reasonably priced haircut. It is a deceptively simple story centering on perhaps the most beautiful bunny-dummy interaction in all of cartoon history.

An old viral advertisement for American Express credit cards featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Superman. Oh yes, Wyoming!

(When the page loads, click on ‘The Uniform’. You can also watch ‘Hindsight’, which is too short.)

It’s time to revist the epic saga of Raindrop vs. Mike Glambin: the Worst Rap Battle Ever. Will Raindrop’s stylin’ flows be able to withstand the cutting rhymes of Mike “I don’t know what to say” Glambin? Watch and find out.

What do you get when you combine Japan, anthropomorphic tigers and talking excrement? Why a potty training video of course!

Wake up silly sleepy-heads! Charlie’s going to Candy Mountain, a land of sweets and joy and joyness. It’ll be an adventure!

Can you defeat the evil Gingivitis in this rhythm game? With my high score of 51.25%, I’m pretty sure I can’t.

What is it about kittens that makes a person want to let them plummet to their deaths, or to fire them out of a cannon?

The Christmas season is upon us, so here is a Family Guy clip only tangentially related to Christmas. I can’t get this stupid song out of my head.

Everybody hates emo kids, and now you can pass on that completely justified hatred to the little kids in your family with this new toy available at Hot Topic. Tickle Me Emo is the tortured, angst ridden cousin of Elmo, and boy is he sad.

He has some pretty compelling points, and I’m glad he’s decided to be more candid with the public.

I was shocked to hear that some people were a little offended by yesterday’s donkey-dung kicking game. To those that were offended I humbly offer you my apologies, and also an alternate game for you to play that has nothing to do with pooping or farting. It is called ‘Fart Fart’ and it is about farting.

Filmed in one continuous shot, this scene took five takes to get right. I’m going to guess that in the other four takes, someone was thrown to their death.

This fight scene has everything from oily men to cheesy gore. It also has something I don’t even know how to describe… grunting? Lots of grunting. Non-stop grunting.

The next time you turn on MTV2 and see one of those horrible boy bands, before you start complaining I want you to watch this video. Then I want you to get down on your knees and kiss the sweet, sweet soil of Western Civilization.

(okay, okay so they might be Korean…)

Oh noes! Some bad fuzzy bears have robbed a bank and taken hostages! You control a crack team of 4 special agent Warbears sent in to save the day. When you’re done you can just tell me what to do, because so far I’ve only been able to make the one bear blow up his bear buddy. And that, unfortunately, is not part of the mission.

If the kickass theme song from the Superman movies had lyrics, I’m pretty sure this is exactly how it would sound.

I think this game should have a second game mode where you get to play as the geek. In that version as soon as the cheater gets too close you get to shoot him in the face. Either that or start crying, which is what I used to do *cough* I mean, that’s what the geeks used to do when I cheated off them. Which I did all the time. I’m such a badass!

The people running PBS are sick! I can’t believe they’re showing this to children!

Don’t get excited by the name you perverts. This game has nothing to do with whipping it out and everything to do with street-fightin’, ass-whoopin’, name-takin’, and bad-spellin’. Do you have what it takes to flash harder and longer than everyone else?

Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Ask yourself, are you ready for The MindScape? Do you have a beanbag chair? Sit in it. Do you have friends? Forget them. Alcohol? Consume it. Pants? Remove them.

Now you are ready.

If you want to get fired from your job or be forced to attend a full day of sexual sensitivity training, then I recommend you try this at work. If you want to get arrested, then I recommend you try this in the park. (Somewhat NSFW.)

If you’re a fan of the Rejected Cartoons, you may also enjoy watching Purple and Brown. If you’re a fan of devilishly handsome men, you may also enjoy watching my face. Get it? My face. Zing!

This ******* commercial has inspired me to start up our very own DYOG ******-******* swear jar. Everytime one of you ****-**** fruitcakes swears, you send me a nickel. When it gets to be enough, I’ll use it to pay for prostitutes. ******* genius my friends.

Dig Your Own Grave and unicorns have had a rather storied past, and this certainly isn’t going to help matters. So without further ado, let’s give it up for Feathers, ooo ooo Cadillac, and Tom Cruise!

This site is about protesting the inclusion of Hummer toys in Happy Meals, but I don’t really care about that. Don’t get me wrong, I have no love for the H2, but I’d rather just use their site to create silly signs.

In this classic Saturday Night Live skit, Chris Farley finds himself on a sadistic Japanese game show.

You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? Wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the beans?

PS: Who is your favorite bean?

Nintendo deemed these games inappropriate for their target Wii Play audience, so we were stuck with Fishing, and Table Tennis. It’s a real shame, because WiiPii looks like fun.

This one’s a bit like Unreal Tournament, only without that overrated third dimension. And without limbs either. Those are overrated too.

Jack Black is Computerman, and he’s just trying to compute the outside world with his best friend Eugene, whom is not a computerman.

Do you love Guitar Hero? Do your parents not love you enough to buy it for you? Well stop crying cry-baby! Now thanks to the internet you can play this two-dimensional Guitar Hero clone that features a collection of songs by people who aren’t famous!

Those Japanese bastards have done it again. Is nothing sacred to these animals?

Those American Inventor judges passed up a great opportunity. This is about saving and changing lives… That aren’t even born yet. It’s all about the subliminal safety signal.

I don’t pretend to be an expert on Japanese culture, but as I understand it, before a man can ask a woman’s hand in marriage he must become a ninth level Ninja Warrior. These trials of strength are broadcast on television and the losers are thrown into a tank of whales.

Jake the dog and Pen the human attempt to rescue Princess Bubblegum from the evil Ice King with the help of Princess Bubblegum’s rainacorn.

Kellie Pickler, from American Idol, appeared on the game show Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?, and well, she wasn’t. Honestly, I’m not sure if she’s smarter than a lamp shade.

It’s just like Star Wars, but with rafts instead of stars. Also, no lightsabers.

If I had known gold digging was this easy I might have considered another career path. Being a male model can be so tiresome…

Songwriters aren’t even trying anymore are they?

Are you single and lonely? Then let Chris Farley teach you the secrets to picking up women. (NSFW due to one very loud swear word.)

Being blind should give a person license to pee wherever and whenever they want. It’s only fair. We get to see, and they get to pee… on us.

Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise, the flamboyant unicorns wished into existence by an eight-year-old gay boy named Shannon, experience the joys of Christmas for the first time.

The members of this family want but two things – to cross the river, and to beat each other into unconsciousness. One task is significantly easier than the other as you will soon find out.

Shooting your friends really isn’t such a big deal. Especially if they’re jerks.

Christopher Walken is a man who is afraid of plants. And who can really blame him? One can never know what they’re thinking.

Swim away fugu fish, swim away, or you might get pulled in to the vortex of Steve’s negativity and not enjoy this new Charlie the Unicorn adventure.

The story is that people enjoy playing Guitar Hero because it makes them feel like they can actually play the guitar. So does that mean that people enjoy playing this game because it makes them feel like their parents actually love them enough to buy them Guitar Hero?

My Mii doesn’t look anything like me, yet somehow these people were able to create Mii celebrity lookalikes. (possibly NSFW due to some gigantic breasts.)

This overweight seven-year-old with a huge head stole his grandmother’s SUV, took it for a joy ride, and crashed it into things. He wanted to do some hoodrat stuff.

Take to the gritty streets of Liberty City in the most realistic Nintendo game ever.

These are the results of a Photoshop contest to create photorealistic versions of cartoon characters as they might look in our human realm. My favorite is Moe Szyslak.

I’m not sure what they’re saying, but I have a feeling this guy will be buying himself his own car after this cab ride.

Remember, these are just stickmen. It’s not considered real violence if your victims are two-dimensional and faceless. And yes, that would also apply to Lindsay Lohan if you happen to run into her.

Weiner dog… weiner dog? Weiner dog! Weiner dog weiner dog weiner dog.

(dachshund)

I think John McCain has his finger on the pulse of the nation.

See that guy on the left? That’s your enemy. Now I don’t know about you, but if I looked like that I would chew off my own leg and use it to beat every living thing within eyesight into a coma. Be glad you’ve got that chain mail armor, my friends.

In today’s adventure you’re a lowly fly, flying your way through a big bad machine. And if you see any dog poop on the way – what the heck, take a few bites. Let’s see what all that fuss is about.

If you’ve got a thirst for thrill rides even more dangerous than those manned by travelling carnies, head on down to Indiana and give Joph Ivers’ backyard coaster a try.

Yeah, I know it’s old, buy hey – so is your mom!

Although my motocross racing days are behind me (thanks to a massive groin injury), I can still enjoy this… hmmm? Oh, no, the groin injury wasn’t caused by racing. How? Well, I really can’t get into it here… but let’s just say it involved Petra Nemcova, 20 gallons of grape jello, and a full grown whippet.

How are y’all enjoying your summer holidays? I got a little something for you here, since I thought you might be missing your maths.