Kanye West realizes what he really is, and goes home to the sea.

Kitty Meow Meows loves his garbage can.

Is it just me, or has TV become really foul all of a sudden?

Protect your heart from hordes of enemy cows.

Yeah, you heard that right.

Finally, I understand Catholicism.

It’s no Matrix Ping-Pong, but this live action version of Super Mario Bros. is still pretty rad.

I’ve been trying to tell you kids for years now that cursors are pretty much useless. Back in the days of THE DOS OPERATING SYSTEM, we didn’t need cursors. When we wanted to open up the internet we would just… uh… hmmm… what the hell did we do?

When this world famous astronaut isn’t practicing his golfing, he can be found training for the prestigious Mushroom Cup.

iTS JUST ANOTER TOWER DEFENCE GAME iM TOTALY BOARD OF THEES TYPES OF GAMES

There, I said it so you don’t have to. Now we can use the comments section to talk about our favorite types of cookies!

I don’t know, I think forcing the players to wear binoculars actually improves the game.

Shooting your friends really isn’t such a big deal. Especially if they’re jerks.

My favorite part of tower defense games is that 30 seconds between waves. Some people like to use the time to upgrade their units, but I like to use it to take a breather from the game and do something in the real world. Like make out with a supermodel, or maybe go online and buy a new yacht.

After yesterday’s game you should be all set to handle the challenges of today’s game, Boombot. You sure like blowing stuff up, don’t you? Kinda makes you feel good doesn’t it? WELL I GOT MY EYE ON YOU AL-QAEDA!

I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got the monkey?

I don’t want you to feel like you need to get a full 5 star rating in each of these levels before you move on to the next. It’s perfectly fine to just scrape by with the bare minimum. Just like you do with everything else in life. You big fat failure.

As far as I can tell, Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is just like an episode of Family Guy, only with everything stripped out except the “it’s like the time when…” parts. So yeah, it’s awesome.

If ever a cat was going to kill you during the night, it would be this one.

While you’re wasting your time building little machines that make the pink thing go into the other pink thing, I will be using the the tools in this game to construct the ultimate virtual girlfriend. She’ll have the most beautiful eyes and be my intellectual equal in every way. Plus branches for arms and wheels for legs.

There is a great war waging among the stars above us. A war that only non-epileptics can win.