There’s an old saying, “When life gives you lemons, smash those *#$&%s into the ground with the largest club you can find. Fill the streets with their sour citrus blood until not a single one is left whole”. Or… something like that.

It’s time to throw building codes to the side, and enter the international race to build the world’s tallest tower. Put on your hardhat and get to it - your country is depending on you!

They may look like cute little stuffed animals, but when I think of Pickies all I can see is a jar full of scabs with with the label pIckIeZ scotch taped to it. Don’t ask. You don’t want to know.

Bringing the F-U-N back into racial segregation!

It’s just like Star Wars, but with rafts instead of stars. Also, no lightsabers.

Today’s game is brought to you by the colors red, green, and blue. And by the letter M. And by plasma weapons.