She was however the best damn helicopter pilot this world has ever seen.
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Gay Wilkinson is really trying hard to dispel the rumors about his sexual orientation.

If only this energy could be harnessed somehow, then no more vultures would have to die.

Genesis 19: Total insanity.

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Not so fun when the shoe’s on the other foot, is it jerks?

Just one question: Does the A stand for ass?

The Joes were not as cool as you remembered. Destro and Baroness on the other hand…

Looks… delicious.

Twitter: For friendless narcissists.

Just put on a shirt people, and no, not your swastika one!

No wonder Canada is so full of terrists. *

* Not actually true.

Just remember… it’s never lupus.

A little over one year ago, we broke the story on a bizarre feat of German engineering – Cheeseburger in a Can. After much debate over the actual appearance and palitability as described in the catalog, our loyal European reader Nika offered to hunt down the elusive hiker’s meal and answer all of our burning questions. These are her discoveries.

Hey little buddy, maybe your family’s not so weird after all.

Unfortunately for Ameriquest, they followed this motto too closely and now they’re out of business. They even gave a mortgage to that strange homeless man that defecates on the sidewalk by my office. Well, I guess he’s not homeless anymore. His house is actually nicer than mine. Still does that sidewalk pooping though.

During the 1990s, Bill Geerhart wrote letters – posing as a 10-year-old boy named Billy – to serial killers and politicians alike, asking for their advice on whether he should drop out of school, and what type of McDonald’s food they like. The responses range from the helpful, to the bizarre.