I'm pretty sure he haven't seen his pipi since 2005.

Don't you just hate mondays?

I like the -_- face it constantly makes

fatcat not amused -_-

I had a cat fatter than that once it had several universes in its stomach.

You can't have more than one 'uni'verse. It violates the definition. It's like saying an 'atom' has parts.

So what's the plural of multiverse?

please for the love of all things cute and fluffy, stop feeding that cat!!!