Play Epic Time Pirates in FULL SCREEN
Lead a group of time-travelling pirates and shoot your way through 20 action-packed missions in this arena-based shooter.
Use WASD to move, S to activate, P for pausing, and left mouse to shoot.
bear walks into a bar, asks the bartender: "can i have a scotch and................coke?"
bartender says "sure, but what's with the big pause?"
bear says "i was born with them"
he was born with them, coral!
No, Magnificent was the time i made a belt out of watches...
It was a waist of time....
What a magnificent dad joke.
I once ate a bunch of watches....
It was Time Consuming, like this game.
What do I win?