So if i become a Christian ill light up and start exploding and leaking?

Setting aside the obviously stupid demonstration, I love how he directly discards the analogy by telling you how dangerous it is to fill the pickle with the same energy that supposedly was making Christianity so great ten seconds ago.

This is actually quite accurate: exaggerate with religion and it will fry your brain.
Then you'll definitely be different: you'll be that ugly, weird shaped soft pickle that no one wants to eat.

I like this one better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

"Who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense..."

God said "Thou shalt be like a pickle with forks in it connected to an electrical outlet"?

I must've missed that part. Must be from that missing chapter after Revelations - Bicks.

The whole light up the pickle thing was neat, but I don't think I'd choose that sort of sermon to listen to on a Sunday morning.

I was thinking the guy was joking about that religious stuff until it just went way too far to be a joke. And he says specifically to not try it at home. How does that work?

Wait. Christianity teaches that we all look and taste about the same?

admin....cmon...i thought you knew better....did you want this http://www.digyourowngrave.com/2006/this-is-inappropriate-take-us-off-your-list/#comments

to happen again?