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March 11th, 2011 at 2:13 pm twan says:

Holy ****
I absolutely loved dragon age 1:D

never gave much thought to giving a gastronomic bypass to Emma watson though.

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March 11th, 2011 at 2:34 pm Mongoz says:

I would like to expell my dragon's gastronomic bypass all over Emma Watson as this interestes me!! I too am very fond of Dragon Age!

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March 11th, 2011 at 8:13 pm tsenaku says:

I already messaged this to admin but here is my post:

A dragon needs a
gastric bypass from
Emma Watson. Hot.

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March 11th, 2011 at 8:39 pm Administrator says:

Okay, I screwed it up. I meant to write "gastric bypass", not "gastronomic bypass". So I will accept comments including either phrase for the bonus gift (my admiration*)

And although I've been happy with the entries so far, I'll admit I was hoping for something a little more epic. Y'know, dragon falls for girl, girl rejects dragon, dragon goes on eating binge... a classic tale of love, that sort of thing.

*my admiration is not supplied by, or endorsed by, Electronic Arts.

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March 11th, 2011 at 9:27 pm nika says:

Once upon a time there was a dragon called Burt who had some self-esteem issues. He wasn't really fat, but he hated his soft chubby belly and a double chin that stopped him from effectively annihilating the villagers with fire.

He ordered Jillian Michaels workout DVD but her flaring nostrils were just too dirstracting as they gave him a funny feeling in his swimsuit area.

The the only other option was a gastric bypass.

He started looking at the ads in the local papers searching for a cheap clinic that would perform it, but then he spotted an ad that said:
I solve things with magic. Dial 0800-EMMA.

Next day Emma Watson was in his cave yelling things like "Repairo!" and "Reducio!" until he looked like he could be on the cover of 'Dragon's Health' magazine.

So even without a gastric bypass up to this day Burt has 18 pack abs and sucesfully feeds on local virgins.

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March 11th, 2011 at 9:39 pm Nekketsu says:

*Slow claps for Nika*

Our favorite Admin needs a caretaker after being severely burned while performing gastric bypass surgery on a dragon. His nurse will be Emma Watson. She will give him sponge baths and magically heal his wounds with her love.

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March 11th, 2011 at 11:24 pm says:

a dragon has gastronomic bypass while sitting on Emma watson

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March 11th, 2011 at 11:28 pm dexteroo says:

That was me i wasn't logged in yet.

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March 11th, 2011 at 11:37 pm Administrator says:

You're still not logged in you nutbar! Who are you! Why was the dragon sitting on Emma Watson?? Your story is full of holes!

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March 11th, 2011 at 11:59 pm dexteroo says:

my account won't get created-nut bar? where? I WANNA STUFF IT IN MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!