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Don’t **** Your Pants

Click beside the > symbol at the bottom of the game to be able to type. To start, type “play”. To view the 10 possible achievements, type “awards”. Your goal is to not **** your pants. Type “delete” to delete your saved game.

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47 Comments:
    47.
    July 2nd, 2011 at 6:26 pm Him says:

    If you check your pants, you find special pills.

    46.
    January 18th, 2011 at 1:24 am The Silent Scream says:

    haha, the **** that comes up sometimes when I hit random game.... no pun intended. ;P

    45.
    December 29th, 2009 at 4:32 pm shot655 says:

    to get four pull door sit on toilet and ****.

    44.
    December 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm hic says:

    to get achievement 1 successfully **** in the toilet, 2 drop pants type open door not pull then just wait, 3 just **** in your pants at the beginning, or drop pants then **** on the floor 4 do all the steps normally except don't drop your pants, 5 just type die at the start of the clock, 6 and 7 eat pills at the first mentioning of pressure, then fart lightly, then just wait to get them, 8 type **** at the main menu, 9 once you start don't type anything and **** king you will get when you complete all the other achievements

    43.
    		June 27th, 2009 at 6:13 pm YourMomsFace says:

    I got a crown! And the peasants rejoice.
    42.
    		May 27th, 2009 at 1:22 am jewsrulemoney says:

    Huh. Simple. Easy. I got a Crown. WOW finally a game that I enjoy.
    41.
    		April 17th, 2009 at 10:16 pm The Used Nirvana says:

    I AM THE........
    **** KING!!!!!
    40.
     
    		March 5th, 2009 at 4:50 pm Jeihot says:

    It's all about the things that we do naturally, without thinking about it, like light farting to relieve, or taking the pants off before ****ing.

    But hey. Where's my underpants?
    39.
    		March 5th, 2009 at 2:21 pm MxX says:

    Fun game **** one too many times for fun. :D
    38.
    		March 4th, 2009 at 1:19 am Sudokai says:

    Should of had an Elvis achievement.. door open, pants off, sit on toilet, die lol
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