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Don’t **** Your Pants

*** This game does not have any Dig Your Own Grave Achievements. You can only earn achievements for your profile by playing these games.

Click beside the > symbol at the bottom of the game to be able to type. To start, type “play”. To view the 10 possible achievements, type “awards”. Your goal is to not **** your pants. Type “delete” to delete your saved game.

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43 Comments:
    43.
    		June 27th, 2009 at 1:13 pm YourMomsFace says:

    I got a crown! And the peasants rejoice.

    42.
    		May 26th, 2009 at 8:22 pm jewsrulemoney says:

    Huh. Simple. Easy. I got a Crown. WOW finally a game that I enjoy.

    41.
    		April 17th, 2009 at 5:16 pm The Used Nirvana says:

    I AM THE........
    **** KING!!!!!

    40.
    		March 5th, 2009 at 10:50 am Jeihot says:

    It's all about the things that we do naturally, without thinking about it, like light farting to relieve, or taking the pants off before ****ing.

    But hey. Where's my underpants?

    39.
    		March 5th, 2009 at 8:21 am MxX says:

    Fun game **** one too many times for fun. :D

    38.
    		March 3rd, 2009 at 7:19 pm Sudokai says:

    Should of had an Elvis achievement.. door open, pants off, sit on toilet, die lol

    37.
    		March 2nd, 2009 at 5:04 pm Lancre Blue says:

    I can't believe I just played that game... and enjoyed it.

    36.
    		March 1st, 2009 at 12:51 pm Jonathan M says:

    Ha! Nuts to you, game! I didn't my pants.

    35.
    		March 1st, 2009 at 10:15 am SAMBO says:

    stupid and pointless game? i think so...

    34.
    March 1st, 2009 at 7:36 am Twixman says:

    I got all awards >_> heres how to get em
    1 - poop in the toilet
    2 - poop on the floor
    3 - poop
    4 - poop on the toilet with pants on
    5 - die
    6 - eat pills and light fart, now wait and you will no longer have to poop
    7 - even though those evil pills hold you from pooping just a few seconds
    8 - type **** instead of play
    9 - run out of time while typing

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