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Don’t **** Your Pants

*** This game does not have any Dig Your Own Grave Achievements. You can only earn achievements for your profile by playing these games.

Click beside the > symbol at the bottom of the game to be able to type. To start, type “play”. To view the 10 possible achievements, type “awards”. Your goal is to not **** your pants. Type “delete” to delete your saved game.

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45 Comments:
    45.
    December 29th, 2009 at 10:32 am shot655 says:

    to get four pull door sit on toilet and ****.

    44.
    December 15th, 2009 at 10:00 am hic says:

    to get achievement 1 successfully **** in the toilet, 2 drop pants type open door not pull then just wait, 3 just **** in your pants at the beginning, or drop pants then **** on the floor 4 do all the steps normally except don't drop your pants, 5 just type die at the start of the clock, 6 and 7 eat pills at the first mentioning of pressure, then fart lightly, then just wait to get them, 8 type **** at the main menu, 9 once you start don't type anything and **** king you will get when you complete all the other achievements

    43.
    		June 27th, 2009 at 1:13 pm YourMomsFace says:

    I got a crown! And the peasants rejoice.
    42.
    		May 26th, 2009 at 8:22 pm jewsrulemoney says:

    Huh. Simple. Easy. I got a Crown. WOW finally a game that I enjoy.
    41.
    		April 17th, 2009 at 5:16 pm The Used Nirvana says:

    I AM THE........
    **** KING!!!!!
    40.
    		March 5th, 2009 at 10:50 am Jeihot says:

    It's all about the things that we do naturally, without thinking about it, like light farting to relieve, or taking the pants off before ****ing.

    But hey. Where's my underpants?
    39.
    		March 5th, 2009 at 8:21 am MxX says:

    Fun game **** one too many times for fun. :D
    38.
    		March 3rd, 2009 at 7:19 pm Sudokai says:

    Should of had an Elvis achievement.. door open, pants off, sit on toilet, die lol
    37.
    		March 2nd, 2009 at 5:04 pm Lancre Blue says:

    I can't believe I just played that game... and enjoyed it.
    36.
    		March 1st, 2009 at 12:51 pm Jonathan M says:

    Ha! Nuts to you, game! I didn't my pants.
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