Truly, truly brilliant, I was lol'ing all the way :)

The Onion gets it right yet again with honest, hard-hitting journalistic integrity, taking on the stories nobody else dares.

It's not all that unrealistic... "We are gonna find the black man who did this" just says it all...

Hacksaw go to theonion.com.
I love how all of the jury was white.
This really made me look up to our future when the real black men who do these crimes are locked away.

Wow. Win. I love The Onion.

This actually happens in some states, not the mauling though.

Nail on the head there eh?