Play Dirk Valentine in FULL SCREEN
Use the ARROW KEYS to move, UP to jump and DOWN to drop through a chain. Aim with the MOUSE and press LEFT MOUSE BUTTON to fire a chain.
This game sucks monkey if you are even smart enough to know what that is
I am the male "dancer" of whom you speak
Oh wow i live in Lansing about an hour from Grand Rapids too!
Wait a sec... I live near Grand Rapids Michigan... but the rest of it is WAY off. I'm about an hours drive away.
funn game for the most part