funny answering machine message:

Dimitri the Lover’s Answering Machine Message

The story behind this message is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco, when she was approached by a guy named Dmitri. After talking for about two minutes she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” These are the messages he left.

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