I'm not gunna lie, that's actually a funny commercial. I mean, I would have laughed had I seen it on TV, but for some reason seeing it on the internet makes it not as funny. O well.

Answering questions:

1. I'd burn in that fire and then come back as a superhero Carbonized Needle Woman.

2. I guess it means you can insure yourself even from the most bizarre situations.
For example, I'll get 50.000$ if I get attacked by a rabid koala. Though that's not as uncommon as you might think. :P

3. I think the answer is hidden somewhere in the question.

4. I have no idea. But I usually find my missing pants on my sister, maybe you'll get lucky there too. (pardon the pun)

5. you have been straining the left side of your brain too much.

6. 4.

Thats strange!I mean,a fire just apperead there.Mayby it was something to do with a toaster.If you know the anwser,give me the anwser.

Commercials have ruined television. This does not change that.

The point was supposed to be that the dudes insurance didn't cover acupuncture, so he visits a crappy cheap acupuncturist who barely speaks english, and leaves I think he said it was a meat pie in the toaster oven, thus cuasing a massive fire, and the guy doesn't want to jump becuase the needles will push themselves into his body. I think. so the point is I think supposed to be that their insurance is better then what this poor sap had. Also, Canadian commercials are worse then American ones, admin. Trust me.

hazelrah what are you talking about.

the centraal beheer achmea insurance company will always help you thats what it's about B)

Yeah, that's what I interpreted, and believe me, I am all set to make my move (as soon as I find my pants).

No, she implied that admin is either so petite his pants fit a woman, or her sister is so large a man's pants fit her...but, either way, he gets his pants back or finds a nice skirt that fits.