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The Stephen Merchant voiced character from Portal 2 is now in puppet form, and I am going to hold my breath until I have one. Starting… now!
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Where am I?
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I am going to lead that whale to freedom.
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How does this work? Better ask some Juggalos.
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Welcome to the first, and last, Whale Penis Information Monday.
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That’s okay baby elephant – I’m much older than you are and I still haven’t figured out those things. Or how to set up my VCR to record Friends at 3am.
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I should have gotten my wisdom teeth removed in Jaipur.
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Being free from the tyranny of my pants means I don’t have this problem.
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It will be the best one second of your life.
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I know how much you guys like seeing children get shot…
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It’s like 2 girls one cup… without the girls!
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NSFW because Black Moses sure has some mouth on him.
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Washington State University veterinarians have attached the swivel wheel of an old desk chair to an African spur-thighed tortoise whose leg had to be amputated.
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Mike Wilson would be cooler than me, but swim trunks still count as pants.
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