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Bollywood Meets the Matrix
Bollywood Meets the Matrix

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I wonder what they say about pasting an Indian actor’s face over top of Keanu Reeves’ then.

Bad Spanish Love Song
Bad Spanish Love Song

It can be hard to win the heart of that beautiful young Mexican woman during your day trip to Tijuana, when you’ve only had one semester of Spanish class.

Hip Hop Hitler
Hip Hop Hitler

I’ve always thought that Hitler got a bad rap. Nobody ever talks about his excellent musical stylings.

See, I said ‘rap’. Get it? I made a funny.

Fat guy on a little bike.
Fat guy on a little bike.

It’s the day after Thanksgiving, and most Americans, after a day of nothing but eating and watching football, will now be the shape of this boy. They too will probably require motorized transport in order to get around. I just hope they’re better at it than this guy.

Rhombus!
Rhombus!

Jake the dog and Pen the human attempt to rescue Princess Bubblegum from the evil Ice King with the help of Princess Bubblegum’s rainacorn.

Kevin Federline: Video Game Master
Kevin Federline: Video Game Master

You might have wondered how a douche bag the likes of Kevin Federline is created. Well, let’s just say that your parents actually did you a big favor when they shut off your Nintendo and forcibly removed you to the outside world.

The Rain Makes the Flowers Grow
The Rain Makes the Flowers Grow

This is the touching story of a morose young man who eventually comes to appreciate just how much the rain enriches his life.

Well, you know my name is Simon
Well, you know my name is Simon

In Crayon Physics Deluxe, the things you draw come true. It’s a lot like this academic program, except it’s actually a game and you should hopefully be able to buy it without requiring several rounds of academic funding.

…aaaaaaand Action!
…aaaaaaand Action!

Little Jessica takes performing very seriously, and practices regularly in front of the camera.

So does Mr. Barkles.

Two Tousand Tree
Two Tousand Tree

This rap ballad comes from Hungary, and it brings with it a message of peace and love. It also features the whitest backup singer on the planet. He’s like an anthropomorphic stack of copy paper.

Why are you filming this?
Why are you filming this?

Today brings a video blast from my past - one of my favorite Tom Green sketches. The set-up is simple enough. Tom has dressed up like an injured person and is walking around on crutches. What ever could happen next?

Rip-Away 1000
Rip-Away 1000

Want to make some money and scar your kids at the same time? Then just have your children pretend to invent a pair of wedgie-proof underpants, and then make them give each other wedgies on live television. Your underwear sales will go through the roof, and your kids will get kicked in the face at school.

Razor Scooters are Awesome
Razor Scooters are Awesome

It’s good to have a hobby, but I think these kids should find a new one, because this is pretty fruity.

Rent a Pet
Rent a Pet

Want a dog and have more money than you know what to do with? Then have I got a deal for you! FexPetz is offering to rent you a pet for an exorbitant price. I wonder if they got the idea from this video.

The Sweet Seduction of Itchy Butt
The Sweet Seduction of Itchy Butt

When this cat’s hind quarters get tickled, he enters a realm of such ecstasy that he is no longer quite sure where he is, or even where the awesome feeling is coming from.

Cows vs. Aliens
Cows vs. Aliens

Cows, tired of being mutilated, are fighting back against their alien overlords. The fate of the planet is in their hooves.

Halo 3 Apology Song
Halo 3 Apology Song

If this ridiculously catchy song is any indication, Halo 3 will destroy your marriage and eat your children. Not a bad deal for $60.

The Old Man and the Escalator
The Old Man and the Escalator

Ernest Hemingway’s last work of cinematic fiction centers upon an ageing consumer who struggles with a gigantic escalator in the Mall of America.

Darth Noodles and Princess Snoogums
Darth Noodles and Princess Snoogums

In the ageless battle between Cats and Dogs, the Cat Army has been dealt another serious blow by the awesome might of the Dog Empire. In this video, selfless Dog martyers have proven that even humiliated dogs in Halloween costumes are funnier than humiliated cats in Halloween costumes.

Ninja Warrior
Ninja Warrior

I don’t pretend to be an expert on Japanese culture, but as I understand it, before a man can ask a woman’s hand in marriage he must become a ninth level Ninja Warrior. These trials of strength are broadcast on television and the losers are thrown into a tank of whales.