Kanye West realizes what he really is, and goes home to the sea.

There are two things wrong with Karl. Try and guess what they are. (Hint: It’s not his hat.)

I had no idea that the King was such a SpongeBob pervert.

Can Charlie save the future, all the while declining the advances of a particularly possessive starfish?

Keith Apicary believes that Neo Geo is the greatest video game system of our time. I can’t argue with that Keith.

No, he doesn’t have a Tanooki suit, but he will cook you up some delicious raccoon meat. Mmm mmm good.

It’s like every sleepover I can remember. (NSFW due to swears.)

I’m a commie pinko bastard.

James Marshall has been freed after spending 12 years in prison for the fatal bear attack of Janet Kelly.

Let this be a lesson to you world. You don’t mess with Canadians or their geese.

Is it just me, or has TV become really foul all of a sudden?

Kitty Meow Meows loves his garbage can.

It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose

(And much like the real Silence of the Lambs, this is NSFW)

This sports anchor is so nervous, he almost puts the nervous kid to shame.

Adam Waddell of Wyoming steals the ball, goes for a dunk, and almost breaks his entire body.

We’ve got sheep pong, sheep fireworks, sheep sheep and so much more.

Doo bee doo bee doobee doo bee
Set your piggies free

There’s a lesson here: Avoid crowds and excitable women at all costs. (Also, don’t freak out about a smoking car. It’s not a bomb.)

Power Wheels are some of the most ostentatious and useless toys around… until you put a gasoline motor in them.

Because public urination isn’t just for registered sex offenders.